Some of you people remind me of that alien in MIB1 that climbed inside the dead redneck and walked around pretending to be a human. Its like, you look vaguely human and are giving it a half ass try but have no frame of reference for what actual humans do.
WTF, people, french fries are dipped in ketchup. Yes I stated the obvious but some of you pants on head motherfuckers apparently need it. No, you dont dip fries in goddam mayo. You dont dip anything in fucking mayo. Its a spread. You spread it on a sandwich.
Should I explain how peanut butter works and which end of the fork you are supposed to stick into your food? Or shall we have a poll and pretend there are multiple options here?