IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

Dr Neir

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Most always wear a dress shirt, tie and slacks. Never know when you might have an interview, no questions from co-workers or the boss...

 

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Noodleface said:

I want to break into consulting myself. I couldn't switch full-time but I am thinking part-time.

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Let's create a shop out of people on this forum!

I am not actually even really kidding.

 

Jalynfane

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Fires of Heaven. LLC is available here. Tyen will likely reg it in a few minutes. 8)

 

Mist

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Can we do DR/Business Continuity consulting?

 

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Mist said:

Can we do DR/Business Continuity consulting?

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It would be a logical area to be in.

 

chaos

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I'd work with some of you shitbags. I'm more of an assessment guy though.

 

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chaos said:

I'd work with some of you shitbags. I'm more of an assessment guy though.

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We need that, multiple facets. We can't fix things until they are assessed.

 

Cad

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a_skeleton_03 said:

We need that, multiple facets. We can't fix things until they are assessed.

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Can I laugh at you guys while I get paid to sit in my office and write briefs and occasionally depose people?

 

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Cad said:

Can I laugh at you guys while I get paid to sit in my office and write briefs and occasionally depose people?

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You could be our legal counsel and have one of your first years file our LLC paperwork and stuff.

 

Mist

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Cad said:

Can I laugh at you guys while I get paid to sit in my office and write briefs and occasionally depose people?

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We need you to defend us in court when 'Vmotion all the things' turns out to not be a thorough enough continuity plan in the event of zombies attacking our client's HQ.

 

Cad

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a_skeleton_03 said:

You could be our legal counsel and have one of your first years file our LLC paperwork and stuff.

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You really really couldn't afford our first years. Those fuckers make $180k.

 

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Cad said:

You really really couldn't afford our first years. Those fuckers make $180k.

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I can't, you can by just assigning it to them as a favor to you.

 

Mist

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Cad said:

Those fuckers make $180k.

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I think I just now realized how much I've been living my life wrong.

 

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Picasso3

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I always like to say pro bono when i get the chance

 

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Picasso3 said:

I always like to say pro bono when i get the chance

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I like to call and order pizza and say "yeah give me a large hand tossed sausage" whenever I get a chance. The bonus is that is actually the pizza that I want.

 

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Picasso3

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Mist said:

I think I just now realized how much I've been living my life wrong.

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Its ok though, because you're genetically limited

 

Cad

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Mist said:

I think I just now realized how much I've been living my life wrong.

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Sure it's easy, just go to the top 5% or so of the law schools in the country, then finish in the top 1/3rd to top 1/2 of the class competing against people who all scored in the top 1% of the entrance exam, then beat them again in the interview phase and you're in...

It's gravy!

 

Cad

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Picasso3 said:

I always like to say pro bono when i get the chance

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I have literally never seen any big firm attorneys doing any pro bono

 

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Cad said:

I have literally never seen any big firm attorneys doing any pro bono

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We can start that right now at your firm.

 

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Picasso3

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Cad said:

I have literally never seen any big firm attorneys doing any pro bono

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I'm sure they'd never admit it if they did. Lawyer billing numbers are like Batemans business cards.