Ours is an actual one. Its especially retarded because we have an actual database reliability team. They work on shifts are are available 24/7. But that is their explicit function. They do not have a development workload on top of that. We even have to deal with that gay jira alert app.
I am a developer in data infrastructure. The only actually important thing that I have to resolve with any of our alerts are client data issues. Mostly related to timing issues that are not my fault but because of how convoluted our ETL/ELT is you need to correct it in like 10 places to fix it even if something as simple as a timing window is missed.