J49: An Erotic Life

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pysek

It Didn't Happen, It Should've, and It Will.
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I've never told anyone the "I ate out a stripper when I had a mouth full of grizzly" story and I've been dying to get that one off my chest. This felt like the best place...
Is this like Altoids and a BJ?
 

Bandwagon

Kolohe
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Is this like Altoids and a BJ?
Uh, I'm not sure what that tastes like, fella. I can tell you that Grizzly wintergreen long cut + stripper pussy isn't a fantastic combo, but I'm not sure if it was more palatable from her perspective.
 
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rhinohelix

Dental Dammer
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Uh, I'm not sure what that tastes like, fella. I can tell you that Grizzly wintergreen long cut + stripper pussy isn't a fantastic combo, but I'm not sure if it was more palatable from her perspective.
For a minute I thought you meant raw bear. I was sad I had never heard this wild adventure tale that involved Bandwagon with a stripper killing and eating a bear and then going down on the stripper.
 
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Vanessa

Uncle Tanya
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cleaning a whores asshole sounds like honest work though, if you can find it.
I haven't been following this thread's degeneracy, but this quote is gold.

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Who is this J49?
 
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