Joe Dirt II: Beautiful Loser

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Grimmlokk

Grimmlokk

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Face...stab you in the face.


"You're talking to my guy all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron."
 
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Bergraven_sl

shitlord
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You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
 
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Isifhan

Molten Core Raider
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Well even the people who make Adam Sandler movies hate them
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iannis

iannis

Musty Nester
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Sandler shoots back!

[Another car approaches]
[Driver:] "Hi."
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Oh, hi. How are ya?"
[Driver:] "Fine, thank you. How much is the toll please?"
[Toll Booth Willie:]"For you sweetheart, it's a dollar twenty-five."
[Driver:] "Here ya go."
[Pays toll]
[Driver:] "Thank you."
[Begins to drive off]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Hey! Hey! Honey! Would you like a receipt with that?"
[Driver:] "Oh, I almost forgot. Thank you so much."
[Toll Booth Willie scribbling a receipt for her]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "And here ya are."
[Driver:] "Umm, do you think you could sign it?"
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Oh, uh.. sign it?"
[Driver:] "Yeah, sign Toll Booth Willie was here."
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Ok, sure. Uhh, by the way, what is this for?"
[Signing receipt]
[Driver:] "Just so I could have proof for my friends that
I met the biggest fuckin' dip shit with the smallest dick alive.
You understand."
[Drives off]
[Crumples up paper]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Fuck you, you fuckin' upity bitch!
I'll fuckin' fuck you and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in front
of your fuckin' mothers! You're gonna die, bitch! I'm comin' outta the booth!"
[Opens the door and runs out of the booth]
 
iannis

iannis

Musty Nester
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It is going to be so horrible.

But I'm still holding out hope that it's a self aware sort of horrible. It would be so easy for this to just be another sandler fart / fat joke movie. And the odds are still pretty damn good that's what it is gonna be.
 
Xevy

Xevy

Log Wizard
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I liked Joe Dirt 1, but that just looks... awful. Delivery on shit just seems poor and the jokes are mild sauce for sure. Oh, well. I don't think anyone had a lot invested in this one~
 
Void

Void

BAU BAU
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Was an ok movie, I didn't hate watching it, but I don't think we'll be referring to it years later like with the first Joe Dirt either. Nothing really all that memorable. But not horrible either.
 
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