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it's actually interesting, when i first watched the video, i misread protagonist as antagonist and i was like, wow that is kind of a bold move admitting that, but it makes me like the movie a lot better
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
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it's actually interesting, when i first watched the video, i misread protagonist as antagonist and i was like, wow that is kind of a bold move admitting that, but it makes me like the movie a lot better
OneofOne
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I'm down. World wasn't "good", but it was "entertaining", and that's good enough when I'm in the mood. I accept not every movie is going to be Aliens or The Dark Knight Returns quality - sometimes it's just cotton candy CGI goodness.
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It's just that it's basically the same fucking shit every time. The park is back, but it fucks up and dinosaurs kill people. Of course I'll see it, but I'm sure it will be as forgettable as World was.
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Sometimes memorable isn't always a good thing. I remember the mixed race daughter of Jeff Goldblum, but no one wants to remember gymnastically kicking a raptor through a window. I'd put JW1 behind JP1, but that's only because JP2 and 3 were pretty fuckin' awful.
The casting looks to be improved, bringing back Goldblum, adding Toby Jones and James Cromwell, and I don't see any children in the lineup which would be a marked improvement over previous iterations.
The casting looks to be improved, bringing back Goldblum, adding Toby Jones and James Cromwell, and I don't see any children in the lineup which would be a marked improvement over previous iterations.
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I remember the Raptor fields in JP2 most memorably, but I can't really remember fuck all about the rest of the movie.
That said, bring on the entertaining dinaosaur mayhem. I don't watch these to feel inspired, I watch them to watch pterodactyl's swoop in on margarita man
That said, bring on the entertaining dinaosaur mayhem. I don't watch these to feel inspired, I watch them to watch pterodactyl's swoop in on margarita man
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Anyone who sees this aborted pile of shit should never complain about hollywood turning out shit movies.
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Croetec
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I now official hate seeing a scene in which a dinosaur comes in at the last minute and bites something because every hack fucking director who touches this series does the same thing every time. Anyone who sees this needs to be publicly shamed.
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Royal
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I half expected her to follow up the "you raised her" line with "you're her pet parent".
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DickTrickle
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spronk
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What if the Volcano isn't a natural disaster but Thanos bringing an infinity stone up from the middle of the earth. BOOM, Avengers and Jurassic Park cross over. BONUS, Chris Pratt in this movie is actually Starlord's twin long lost brother.
At the end Hulk lands on the island and starts riding a T-Rex.
At the end Hulk lands on the island and starts riding a T-Rex.
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Huh, the original video in this thread made it sound, or at least in my head, like they were the ones blowing up the island, not a natural volcano.
Well on the bright side, there are 4 other islands next door to move them to.
Well on the bright side, there are 4 other islands next door to move them to.
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