His name is a fucking abomination, and the fact that he still thinks that everyone who comes on there making fun of his crab-goddess is just one person named captain murphy is hilarious.
kate has a hoof
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I dont get it, those lamers on that chatboard gladly drink her peewater but they arent even the least bit curious why she has 2 things sprouting out of her right foot (i wont go far as to call those monstrosities toes) ? Maybe they think Kate is going to give them a cyberfuck if they behave like good little sheep. Stupid bithc ought to just admit her mom got raped by Seabiscuit and be done with it.
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Uh well you really don"t get it. There are people out there that don"t give a fuck that she has 2 toes cause of some tractor accident. They"re too busy whacking off to the other 98% of her body. Folks just don"t give a rat"s ass about her little condition bubba cause they aren"t that fucking lame.
Here"s what IB]I[/b] don"t get. She"s got a great body but lord she"s not that good looking. If the foot turns you off more than the face than jesus some of you will just about fuck anything warm.
Here"s what IB]I[/b] don"t get. She"s got a great body but lord she"s not that good looking. If the foot turns you off more than the face than jesus some of you will just about fuck anything warm.
Are you forgetting where you"re posting? This is the SS forum my man, and of course we"d fuck anything that"s warm.
We"ll start with you, bend over and have my babies sir.
We"ll start with you, bend over and have my babies sir.
To each their own I guess but if she was nekkid in front of me and asking for it, I would oblige.
Critize us base fuckers all you want while you yank it but the warm hole wins every time.
Critize us base fuckers all you want while you yank it but the warm hole wins every time.
kate announced somewhere that shed get the first person with 1000 posts a free xboxIdyaar said:
She was just horsing around by being an ass about that. She just wanted all these desperate guys to hoof it over to her site.
Didn"t bother to read this thread but she"s been urban dictionaried, too...
4. Kate
A cam whore who while happening to be really, really attractive, has a right foot which is deformed, resembling a hoof.
"At first I thought, cool, Kate lives in the same city as me; then I found out she had a hoof and now I want to be her cowboy.
You could footfuck that thing."
-Wilf McQuade, fohguild.org
Source: FOH Owns You, Dec 2, 2004
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kate&r=f
4. Kate
A cam whore who while happening to be really, really attractive, has a right foot which is deformed, resembling a hoof.
"At first I thought, cool, Kate lives in the same city as me; then I found out she had a hoof and now I want to be her cowboy.
You could footfuck that thing."
-Wilf McQuade, fohguild.org
Source: FOH Owns You, Dec 2, 2004
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kate&r=f
Blizzard acknowledges sex kitten Kate, from Kate"s playground newly acclaimed internet fame by adding a complementary server for her fans, named in her honor.
This just in...
- Horses have grown hoofs in honor of porn star Kate who invented the idea.
In other news...
- Kate is suing my uncle, who once said "Hoof" at a party in 1973 as part of a punchline to a joke he was telling, for copyright infringment.
- Maker"s of a horse-care website have been arrested for breaking a new law which states that anything even remotely connected to the word "Hoof" must be related back to Kate.
- Horses have grown hoofs in honor of porn star Kate who invented the idea.
In other news...
- Kate is suing my uncle, who once said "Hoof" at a party in 1973 as part of a punchline to a joke he was telling, for copyright infringment.
- Maker"s of a horse-care website have been arrested for breaking a new law which states that anything even remotely connected to the word "Hoof" must be related back to Kate.