I've become convinced that, unlike beer, scotch isn't something I'll ever be able to get accustomed to (at least in terms of sipping it neat. I can drink everything when it's mixed). I've been trying to force myself to enjoy it for years and have had some truly high quality stuff, but it all continues to taste like shit.
Any ideas on how to ease into scotch to reach the point where I can appreciate and enjoy it? For example, when turning someone into a beer drinker you can start by giving them stuff like Hoegaarden and progress to the hoppier beers over time. Is there any newbie-friendly kind of scotch that I'm not aware of?
I'm not sure if someone else has mentioned this yet (saw this post, but not enough time to read the other posts, right now), but one thing I've come to find and teach to people who don't find scotch tasty is how to drink it. I don't mean water/ice (though it helps, especially ice as it makes it cooler and cuts some of the stronger bite), but the actual technique. This is what I do, what I've had a few others do, and now they love scotch and can actually taste and define a scotch's profile.
This is the technique: take a sip of scotch, and hold it in your mouth; breathe in and out, shallowly, through your nose as you swirl it around your mouth a little; take one to two small sips, but leave some in your mouth and inhale long and slowly immediately after you swallow; before you run out of the ability to inhale, finish swallowing what's in your mouth and inhale deeply through your nose; swallow again (no scotch in your mouth) and exhale through your mouth.
Of course that sounds like it would take a full minute to do, but it really doesn't. I usually do that method the first few sips of the night, but from then on just take and swallow one sip at a time (rather than swallowing multiple times). The big key, in my opinion, is inhaling through the nose. That cuts the alcohol taste and get more flavor. Another method to get the deeper flavors is swallow and inhale through your nose, with your mouth open.
But this is what works for me - I initially didn't like scotch because of the taste, but on a whim I did it that way and enjoyed the taste. Got another, different bottle, and took the first sip like normal and hated it, but I did the method and loved it. I've recommended it to quite a few people and they've really come to like scotch as well.
This may not be the proper way to do it, but I'm getting great flavor from scotches and I enjoy it - so it isn't wrong in my book.