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Voldeth

Trakanon Raider
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This was very painful to achieve in time:

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Note: Event island has an extra card selection pack & selfie mode is taken from here:

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Voldeth

Trakanon Raider
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Ladies and gentlemen, today while running Argeos I had the pleasure of running with what I suspect to be Chris. The proof:

Terrible DPS & Fashion:


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and using a controler:

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Voldeth

Trakanon Raider
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Finally pushed my main 6 to 1670 and Artist to 1680. Advanced honing in T4 is ass. Aiming for a month in order to push the rest to 1680, which is where I'll be holding them. After that I'll be switching towards upgrading relic books. Hoping that with so many HM Aegir runs I'll get a bit luckier on accessories as well.

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Ehrgeix

Trakanon Raider
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Did hard Brel last week and enjoyed it a lot, ended up clearing at 10pm on the last day before reset. Main is 1695 but I don’t have any fancy stuff (no relic engravings, special cards, high accs), just had to bash head into the boss for a while to get the uptime required. Played like 30h, prob the most I’ve bashed into a game since Covid. Great boss. Still just playing 3 chars here, my 2 alts are 1670.

Other reasons to consider LA:

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Voldeth

Trakanon Raider
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Did hard Brel last week and enjoyed it a lot, ended up clearing at 10pm on the last day before reset. Main is 1695 but I don’t have any fancy stuff (no relic engravings, special cards, high accs), just had to bash head into the boss for a while to get the uptime required. Played like 30h, prob the most I’ve bashed into a game since Covid. Great boss. Still just playing 3 chars here, my 2 alts are 1670.

I mean, the game gets a lot of hate here (most of it rightfully so) but even with the complaints I'm pretty sure this has the most logged hours for even BoozeCube BoozeCube . Just need Daidraco Daidraco to come play his Artillerist rather than playing Pantheon.

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Malakriss

Golden Baronet of the Realm
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Maybe it's me but nearly all of the 3rd anniversary weapon designs are not appealing. Underwhelming and covered by weapon glows they have barely noticeable features.
 

Malakriss

Golden Baronet of the Realm
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The latest class— Wildsoul— will arrive alongside progression events built to support it, including a South Kurzan Powerpass, the latest Mokoko Express event, and a third event in the works (spoiler alert, expect some help with Advanced Honing).
To help further teach these players the ropes, or brush up on rusty raiding skills, we are bringing back the Mokoko Bootcamp Event.

This version of the Mokoko Bootcamp will include players who had not logged-in within the last 60 days, or created a new account within the last 60 days, and who are under Item Level 1670.
we will no longer permit the promotion of bussing and other services from the in-game party-finder tool
 

Voldeth

Trakanon Raider
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I'm absolutely shocked that they're doing something about bussing.

I know I shouldn't get my hope's up but if they managed to fix advanced honing for the NA version before the KR version (massive cope there) that would be huge. Will be waiting to push my last 3 to 1680 based on the changes. Should be another good patch, BoozeCube BoozeCube what are you power passing?
 

BoozeCube

The Wokest
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Well they didn't get rid of bussing they simply moved it to discords.. Good job retards... while also not addressing the gate keeping that caused the bussing to begin with.

They probably shot themselves in the balls here.
 

Malakriss

Golden Baronet of the Realm
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Well they didn't get rid of bussing they simply moved it to discords.. Good job retards... while also not addressing the gate keeping that caused the bussing to begin with.

They probably shot themselves in the balls here.
Buses tagged themselves freely to be easily scanned and categorized by the 5 unpaid interns that are actually looking at stuff. They axed it so they can instead deal with 10,000 spam reports per week. None of which will do anything to combat piloting, RMT, or inflation due to ignite server alt rosters that were elevated by an awful mokoko bootcamp implementation. Which by their own wording was not fixed at all this 2nd time around.

NA/EU gets more info about upcoming patches from RU than Amazon. China has Ark Passive + 80 enlightment points for Thaemine while global still has no roadmap update for Rimeria.
 

BoozeCube

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Buses tagged themselves freely to be easily scanned and categorized by the 5 unpaid interns that are actually looking at stuff. They axed it so they can instead deal with 10,000 spam reports per week. None of which will do anything to combat piloting, RMT, or inflation due to ignite server alt rosters that were elevated by an awful mokoko bootcamp implementation. Which by their own wording was not fixed at all this 2nd time around.

NA/EU gets more info about upcoming patches from RU than Amazon. China has Ark Passive + 80 enlightment points for Thaemine while global still has no roadmap update for Rimeria.

These dipshits make Blizzard look like fucking geniuses.
 

Malakriss

Golden Baronet of the Realm
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They posted a <5 minute video that says nothing new.. "wait for patch notes" & "will update roadmap at end of March" thanks for nothing AGS.

 

Malakriss

Golden Baronet of the Realm
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12,203
Russian event notes translate in chrome or something if you want to read
Story Express (rewards do not appear worth it)
Mokoko Express: Double honing & 40% gold/mats reduction with 30k gold refund at end, 100x Behemoth scales, 5x/25x AH scrolls, 2x/2x Lvl 7 T4 gems
Mokoko Stage 2: Valtan/Voldis/Thaemine/Echidna clears for rewards
Advanced Honing: mats + gold refunds for attempts also AH11-14 scrolls for Echidna/Behemoth clears
 

Malakriss

Golden Baronet of the Realm
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RU gold adjustments to tackle inflation via bound gold through Echidna. Also Voldeth is bad luck, why no bonus for the Chaos Gate?
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BoozeCube

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RU gold adjustments to tackle inflation via bound gold through Echidna. Also Voldeth is bad luck, why no bonus for the Chaos Gate?
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I see no problem with them making content be bound gold, but nerfing it on top is simply a constant fuck you to any of the playerbase who is behind at all. All the rewards are the end very top and if you are even slightly behind you might as well uninstall. I have never see a company who invested in telling their players to quit and never return than this one.
 

Pyros

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I see no problem with them making content be bound gold, but nerfing it on top is simply a constant fuck you to any of the playerbase who is behind at all. All the rewards are the end very top and if you are even slightly behind you might as well uninstall. I have never see a company who invested in telling their players to quit and never return than this one.
I mean it's mostly the same? Thaemine is the same, Behemoth is 500more, solo Echidna is 400 less, echidna normal is 1500 more and echidna hard is 1000 more, so looks better if anything, unless bound gold has a major penalty from normal gold?
 

Del

Vyemm Raider
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The only penalty is that you can't use it to trade/buy from the market/ah. You have to use it to hone or one of the many other gold sinks instead of being able to sell it.

Yeah, there's no nerf here. It's just Booze's FOMO on display again.