Madame Web (2024)

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



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    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!

Ossoi

Potato del Grande
<Rickshaw Potatoes>
17,848
8,777
I mean any actor that got THAT role would have been typecast-hell despite ALL his excellent roles Ford is either Han Solo or Indiana Jones to most people-

That's not what type casting means and his career says otherwise
 
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TheNozz

Bronze Baron of the Realm
8,069
42,120
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  • 3Worf
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Fadaar

That guy
11,018
12,040
Only one night as Spiderman or forever Spiderman powers? Either way Spiderman and she's getting dicked.
 
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velk

Trakanon Raider
2,666
1,253
This movie disappointed me.

I was expecting something spectacularly terrible, but it was just bad.

Not worth watching for the lols.
 
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DickTrickle

Definitely NOT Furor Planedefiler
13,509
15,755
American Graffiti and The Conversation were successful films and he was a notable supporting actor in both of those. I don't think you could say he was on his way to being a star but his career was starting to get going.
 

Inque

FunEmployed
516
697
This movie disappointed me.

I was expecting something spectacularly terrible, but it was just bad.

Not worth watching for the lols.
Anyone who thought this movie would be good also thought Captain Marvel was equivalent to Shakespeare.
 

moonarchia

The Scientific Shitlord
24,310
45,674
I mean, if you became a real super hero, your chances of landing someone in her tier goes up 20000%

Then again, you’d probably be captured and moved to some black ops research lab for the rest of your life if we’re being realistic lol
It depends on your superpower and how you use it. If it's not something that disfigures you or has restrictions that prevent you from using it surreptitiously you could keep it on the DL as long as you wanted to.
 

Downhammer

Vyemm Raider
1,581
4,111
Much more likely to have degeneracy like The Boys than the MCU if superpowers were real. But it's a no brainer. Any even remotely useful superpower would allow you to get/take Sweeny tier at will.
 

moonarchia

The Scientific Shitlord
24,310
45,674
Much more likely to have degeneracy like The Boys than the MCU if superpowers were real. But it's a no brainer. Any even remotely useful superpower would allow you to get/take Sweeny tier at will.
A pussy power, if you will?
 

Arbitrary

Tranny Chaser
29,612
82,059
Much more likely to have degeneracy like The Boys than the MCU if superpowers were real.

Hey, have a little optimism.

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This is from Black Summer, a seven issue comic series from 2007 that's talking about Dubya. The moral of the story is you don't do this, by the way. It's great. Cool characters, cool tech, complex issues, etc. Just Warren Ellis doing good, good shit.
 
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Chris

Potato del Grande
19,601
-10,636
Warren Ellis
That's the one that had sex with daddy issue groupies telling them he could help them into the industry?

Then they met each other and got offended that they were all seduced the same way and are basically the same predictable person?

So they formed a union to cancel him?
 
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Arbitrary

Tranny Chaser
29,612
82,059
That's the one that had sex with daddy issue groupies telling them he could help them into the industry?

Then they met each other and got offended that they were all seduced the same way and are basically the same predictable person?

So they formed a union to cancel him?

Uh, yes. That's the guy. Fortunately I'm not a groupie with daddy issues and get to just read the comics.
 
  • 1Worf
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