male rape survivors

OneofOne · Apr 25, 2014

Some of this rape shit gets complicated and confusing quite fast. Who here among us (other than Sean) hasn't woken up to find their gf/wife/whatever impaled on their schlong and riding away, or at the very least woken up to a BJ in progress? Is that rape? I never consented to that sex - they simply took advantage of me while I was sleeping. Now, there hasn't been a single time I've complained, but what if I did? Can I say they were raping me? Did it ever in their wildest imagination occur to them that they were possibly committing rape?

/shrug shit's fucked up

Evernothing · Apr 25, 2014

I once passed out during a BJ (I was all types of fucked up). When I woke back up mid-BJ its was the craziest BJ I've ever had.

Waking up from sleeping BJs don't even come close.

Ignatius · Apr 25, 2014

I remember my friends getting me really drunk and despite my saying not to, calling this rather chunky girl over to the house. The spirit said no, but the flesh was willing.

Was i raeped?

Gravy · Apr 25, 2014

Nope, just a fatty fucker.

iannis · Apr 25, 2014

Flesh blanket. Sex couch.

Haast · Apr 25, 2014

I've had two situations where girls crossed the line of good taste going after me. Both times I would probably have willingly banged them, but I was dating someone else at the time.

One of them was friends with the girl I was dating and she gave no fucks about her friend or my refusal to bang her after a party. She kept molesting me, apparently even after I fell asleep, which my roommate saw, did nothing about and still finds hilarious to this day. The other one drove me out to some dark remote corner of a park and threw herself at me. I had to push her off. Things were awkward afterwards.

Pussy new age thinking: I am a survivor.
Reality: I barely gave a fuck then, and give no fucks now. Except that the spurned friend torpedoed things w/ the girl I was actually dating. In retrospect, I guess I should have just plowed the friend in front of my roommate. Would have been a better outcome for me and would have served my roommate right for laughing at my molestation.

toomanynames_sl · Apr 25, 2014

OneofOne_sl said:
Who here among us (other than Sean) hasn't woken up to find their gf/wife/whatever impaled on their schlong and riding away, or at the very least woken up to a BJ in progress?

Does this mean Sean and I are best friends? Married twice (on second 17 years), several girlfriends, have even requested this, no ejaculatory alarm clock yet

, fuckin a, what does a guy have to do for his lady to wake him like this . . .

Sutekh · Apr 25, 2014

Haast_sl said:

Had this exact skit in my head when I was writing that haha.

OneofOne · Apr 25, 2014

toomanynames_sl said:
Does this mean Sean and I are best friends? Married twice (on second 17 years), several girlfriends, have even requested this, no ejaculatory alarm clock yet

, fuckin a, what does a guy have to do for his lady to wake him like this . . .

I dunno, I'd tell your wife it's a fantasy you've always had and it would really make your day and you're sure you'd find a way to reciprocate for her? My wife never did it until I mentioned that previous GF's had done it and it was awesome - then she woke me up 3-4x like that. But now that I think on it, it's been... wow a few years since that happened. I should take my own advice!

Jais · Apr 25, 2014

Wait...I've woken up to BJs, time to make a sign, after a long cry in the shower.

Tanoomba · Apr 25, 2014

This is the first time I actually wish Trollface was around to post. No doubt, as a proud MRA, he'd be championing these sign-holders as shining examples of how when men are abused, exploited or taken advantage of by women (which is, like, SO MUCH you guys), nobody gives a shit and it's really men who are victims.

Sutekh · Apr 25, 2014

I don't think many Men's Rights activists champion the abuse of men by women.

kegkilla · Apr 25, 2014

Tanoomba_sl said:
This is the first time I actually wish Trollface was around to post. No doubt, as a proud MRA, he'd be championing these sign-holders as shining examples of how when men are abused, exploited or taken advantage of by women (which is, like, SO MUCH you guys), nobody gives a shit and it's really men who are victims.

what the fuck is wrong with this faggot? this kid cant be for real

Drinsic · Apr 25, 2014

Haast_sl said:
Drinsic, I think you need to live with a rape victim family for a week so you can solve racism. At least, I'm pretty sure that's how it works.

Sounds flawless.

Tanoomba · Apr 25, 2014

Sutekh_sl said:
I don't think many Men's Rights activists champion the abuse of men by women.

Are you kidding? They fucking LIVE for that shit. It's their raison d'?tre.

Kirun · Apr 25, 2014

Caskcrusher_sl said:
what the fuck is wrong with this faggot? this kid cant be for real

Oh, man. If only you had been around when he and Trollface were debating. I assure you, he's for real.

Alex · Apr 25, 2014

Yeah, you've missed out on a lot of faggotry from Tanoomba.

AngryGerbil · Apr 25, 2014

I've always wanted to wake up with my girl riding me. God damn it.

I feel cheated and raped now. This is bullshit! I am a soul-raped and deprived man.'

I'm telling the next one, if you don't rape me in my sleep I'm gonna rape you in yours.

Screamfeeder · Apr 25, 2014

In high school I went to this insane house party at a friends house in the woods. Passed out on a basement couch. Woke up naked from waist down and all sorts of sex crust on my junk. Was one of three girls I had zero interest in. Still not sure which one to this day.

I fap to that once a month or so. I mean, THE POSSIBILITIES!!!

khalid · Apr 25, 2014

Screamfeeder_sl said:
In high school I went to this insane house party at a friends house in the woods. Passed out on a basement couch. Woke up naked from waist down and all sorts of sex crust on my junk. Was one of three girls I had zero interest in. Still not sure which one to this day.

I fap to that once a month or so. I mean, THE POSSIBILITIES!!!

What if it was a guy instead? Why are you so sure it was a girl?

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