Maleficent

Phazael

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• Jun 2, 2014

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MY wife wants to see this. I am not looking forward to going to this movie, but Jolie might make this watchable as she has a way of being good in shitty movies (Salt, Wanted, ect).

 

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• Jun 2, 2014

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I was in the same boat with the wife wanting to see it and me feeling pretty meh to the whole thing. In the end I actually enjoyed it and it was better then I thought it was going to be.

 

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• Jun 3, 2014

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supertouch_sl said:

giving her the name Maleficent from the beginning made absolutely no sense.

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You overestimate the average persons vocabulary.

 

Lanx

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• Jun 3, 2014

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for husband/wife movie night is this at least more bearable than a rom/com?

 

Tholan

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• Jun 3, 2014

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Saw it with the girlfriend, she loved it and agreed that Jolie made the movie. For me, it missed some real drama to be a good movie.

 

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• Jun 26, 2014

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Saw it. Holy shit there was so many ways they could have made this more interesting and less predictable. Lots of good CGI (including giving Jolie her jugs back). My wife went nuts over it. I played along in order to preserve our marriage, but the story was so thin it was almost unwatchable. Acting was decent, but there was nothing to work with for the actors.

 

Kuriin

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• Jun 26, 2014

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Did your wife allow you entry to her netheranal region after playing along with her silliness? If so, did you give her a creampie in her chocolate love poopshoot?

 

Phazael

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• Jun 26, 2014

• #48

Is that how date night works for your relationships?

 

Kuriin

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• Jun 27, 2014

• #49

Works every time.

 

Phazael

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• Jun 27, 2014

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I am equal parts intrigued and disturbed by that imagery. But to answer your question, chick flicks are the greatest traps of all time. But if my wife puts up with football all year, I can take a few for the team, too.

 

Leadsalad

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• Jun 27, 2014

• #51

Well, it's either giving or taking Kuriin.

 

Himeo

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• Aug 9, 2014

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Went to see Guardians of the Galaxy on a whim. Left the theatre happy and looking for something to do. Saw Maleficient poster, like Jolie, heard good reviews from female coworkers, did not read thread.

Walked out of the theatre when the King was talking to a pair of severed wings while his wife was dying. What the actual fuck?

 

Woefully Inept

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• #53

Never ever, EVER trust female reviews. Ever.

 

spronk

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• #54

too lazy to make a new thread but the sequel coming out Oct 18th

 

Caliane

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yeah. alot of women love the first one for some reason. its so dumb..

But, I suppose there is something to be said about a female Anti-hero. I'd rather have seen an original creation.
This seems to course correct a bit. I wonder if they will go full tragic villain. Probably won't have the guts, and make her fully reprehensible. She'll still have a good side, moment of compassion I'm sure. Seemed to be a number of Authurian parallels there.