Man kills wife, posts photo of body on facebook

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Hoss_sl said:
I met up with 3 other guys who were trying to molest children too before I gave up on it. But at least I made 3 new friends. We meet for dinner once a month and swap stories.
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About molesting children?
 
Hoss

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Sure, or whatever else has been going on. It's not like we started a single purpose club. For instance, last time we spent most of the night talking about Texas Holdem because jerry met a kid who wanted to learn the game, so he was going to play strip poker with him. It's just, you know, whatever.
 
Cad

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Facebook is what you make of it, if you post pictures of your lunch and update your status 10 times a day, then thats on you. If you post an occasional picture of important events, coordinate with your friends, and otherwise spend your time productively, thats on your too. Acting like the site itself is good or bad is just stupid, nearly everyone is on it so it makes it easy to network with them to the extent you want to.

You shitheads are just trying to be "cool and edgy" by saying FUCK YOUR SOCIAL INTERACTIONS, I'M TOO COOL FOR THAT SHIT! And you're not. You're really not.
 
Arbitrary

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Cad_sl said:
You shitheads are just trying to be "cool and edgy" by saying FUCK YOUR SOCIAL INTERACTIONS, I'M TOO COOL FOR THAT SHIT! And you're not. You're really not.
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I don't avoid Facebook to be cool. I avoid it because I am afraid of it. I fear its incredible power.
 
Ambiturner

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People who say they hate facebook are just fat and don't want to have to put up a picture of themselves
 
chaos

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Cad_sl said:
Facebook is what you make of it, if you post pictures of your lunch and update your status 10 times a day, then thats on you. If you post an occasional picture of important events, coordinate with your friends, and otherwise spend your time productively, thats on your too. Acting like the site itself is good or bad is just stupid, nearly everyone is on it so it makes it easy to network with them to the extent you want to.

You shitheads are just trying to be "cool and edgy" by saying FUCK YOUR SOCIAL INTERACTIONS, I'M TOO COOL FOR THAT SHIT! And you're not. You're really not.
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My dad is just this kind of hipster. I refuse to bow to his pressure. He wants pics or videos of the kids? They are on facebook, jackass, get an account. I'm not sending that shit to a hundred people all over the world, our family is exactly the kind of structure that facebook was designed for and he refuses to use it because "it's stupid." Well NO U.
 
BoldW

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Gave up fb like 4 years ago, mostly due to crazy wife. All friends were either assholes or sluts. I kept an empty in to check applicants' fb. Now I have 4 people in my Facebook, and use it as an easy way to post vacay pics.

I do need to find out how to turn off like and comment notifications, though. I don't need commentary on everything I post. Also, fb needs to come up with a way to block food pictures. God I hate those.
 
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chaos_sl said:
My dad is just this kind of hipster. I refuse to bow to his pressure. He wants pics or videos of the kids? They are on facebook, jackass, get an account. I'm not sending that shit to a hundred people all over the world, our family is exactly the kind of structure that facebook was designed for and he refuses to use it because "it's stupid." Well NO U.
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My dad has a facebook but he has 0 friends (literally) and no picture. He says he uses it to spy on me and my siblings. We all have private profiles. I really have no idea what he does on there. Probably e-stalks hot chicks.. but from like afar or something.

I hate facebook and really want to get rid of it, but it's my only real consistent form of communication with quite a few people that moved away. I feel like if I got rid of it, I wouldn't have contact with them and that would be it. I can get their phone numbers, but it's not the same at all nowadays. I am living part of their life whenever they post pictures, statuses, etc.
 
Khane

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Noodleface_sl said:
My dad has a facebook but he has 0 friends (literally) and no picture. He says he uses it to spy on me and my siblings. We all have private profiles. I really have no idea what he does on there. Probably e-stalks hot chicks.. but from like afar or something.

I hate facebook and really want to get rid of it, but it's my only real consistent form of communication with quite a few people that moved away. I feel like if I got rid of it, I wouldn't have contact with them and that would be it. I can get their phone numbers, but it's not the same at all nowadays. I am living part of their life whenever they post pictures, statuses, etc.
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I got rid of facebook for over a year. I never really used it and it was a constant reminder of an old relationship that went sour. Then a very close friend of mine got engaged and another close friend of mine (both live across the country now) had a kid. And I had no idea either one happened. So I re-activated. But seriously, why couldn't they send me a text? Why MUST I have facebook to know a good friend of mine is getting married?
 
Hoss

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Sounds like you need to face the fact that this person is not really a good friend of yours.
 
Khane

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He is, he texted me like 3 months later to ask me what I was doing the day of his wedding because I was going to be getting a save the date. But seriously...
 
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chaos_sl said:
My dad is just this kind of hipster. I refuse to bow to his pressure. He wants pics or videos of the kids? They are on facebook, jackass, get an account. I'm not sending that shit to a hundred people all over the world, our family is exactly the kind of structure that facebook was designed for and he refuses to use it because "it's stupid." Well NO U.
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Exactly this. Everyone wants pics of our new baby, so we (my wife) posts new ones semi-regularly on FB. It's a super easy way to distribute them. But of course we have 2 relatives not on FB who INSIST we must send them pictures. Which means taking the time to find somewhere to print this shit, then mailing it off. Fuck you. Make a FB account - it takes 2 seconds jesus.

I've also found it's really good for inviting people to gatherings - either being the inviter or invitee. Way too fucking lazy to call up 30 people and play phone games. Plus, they forget the date or time? Hey go check your FB anytime to see.
 
Tuco

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OneofOne_sl said:
Exactly this. Everyone wants pics of our new baby, so we (my wife) posts new ones semi-regularly on FB. It's a super easy way to distribute them. But of course we have 2 relatives not on FB who INSIST we must send them pictures. Which means taking the time to find somewhere to print this shit, then mailing it off. Fuck you. Make a FB account - it takes 2 seconds jesus.

I've also found it's really good for inviting people to gatherings - either being the inviter or invitee. Way too fucking lazy to call up 30 people and play phone games. Plus, they forget the date or time? Hey go check your FB anytime to see.
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Yep. Half of my friends organize any group events on facebook and it's so easy. All the douchefags who can't get the date/location right are the ones who aren't able to work a facebook account.
 
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And, of course, when you kill your wife you can keep all your friends and family updated by posting it to Facebook.
 
Xeldar

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Lately I've just been clicking like to facebook for shemale porn. Since I haven't updated meh facebook in like 3 years, I'm now that creepy dude who you knew freshman year and are still friends with that is liking porn. Too much lawlz.
 
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