This sounds like something someone who couldn't afford the high class all beef hotdogs would say
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This sounds like something someone who couldn't afford the high class all beef hotdogs would say
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Wife is on her period. One stupid Facebook post and now her and my sister hate each other. All of this rapidly somehow becoming my fault.
Just kill me now bros.
Just kill me now bros.
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You guys ever try talking to woman and then she starts her next sentence with "so what you're saying is..." and immediately know you fucked up?
Should have gone with my first instinct and just hid in the bathroom.
Should have gone with my first instinct and just hid in the bathroom.
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My mother once literally stopped talking to her friend, for 6 months, since grade school because of a facebook post...The post was the friend thanking everyone for coming to her daughter's wedding. My mother got angry because she did a lot at the wedding and should have gotten a special thank you. She told me "Obviously (Her friend) was angry over something, that's why she essentially just told me I'm the same as everyone else to her." (Then she bursts into tears, not kidding, 50 year old woman crying like a teenager over facebook drama.)
When I told her "You know...Her daughter just got married, mom. Probably a lot going on, and a lot of adjustments.."
Her: "No, no. This is a slight against me because I didn't pick up her call on X date, and she's still mad...I KNOW it."
Turns out, she was right, it really was a passive aggressive slight. And we wonder why sometimes women continue getting angrier at us--half the shit they communicate their anger with I wouldn't even have realized was supposed to be a slight. It's unbelievable. But they will cut a friend off they've known for years over it, my sister is just as bad with this shit.
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Bitches do indeed be crazy. I have 3 sisters (lets call them A, B and C), the oldest has 2 daughters and the other 2 have 1 each (lets call them A1, A2, B1 and C1) . At no point in the last 20+ years have they all been talking to each other. Either A is not talking to B, but is talking to C, and B1 is talking to A but not C1 and A2, but then 2 weeks later she is talking to C1 again, but not A because shes talking to A1. They're all fucking nuts.
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When the period descends on our house I just make myself scarce and avoid any and all eye contact. It is going to be epic once the daughter joins the mix. It is amazing how "I don't care babe, whatever sounds good to you" takes on completely different meanings from week to week.
Occasionally I like to explode crazy as fuck like just before my wife gets to. The look on her face is awesome, like she fully realizes I just hijacked her crazy time. Gotta have a good plan of attack on stuff that's not hard to clean up.
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Ok let's make one thing clear. Deep frying a hot dog is the absolute best way to go. Grilling is next, then boiling. There are no other alternatives. Microwave? COLD?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.
Also, do not ever put ketchup on a hot dog you fucking heathens. Chili, kraut, onions, mustard, relish, etc. Not ketchup.
As for brats, I think I love weisswurst the most of the German sausages. Brats are fucking delicious, though. Also a huge fan of kielbasa and all related varieties.
Now tell us more about your wife and sister fighting over a facebook post. What did it say god dammit!?
Also, do not ever put ketchup on a hot dog you fucking heathens. Chili, kraut, onions, mustard, relish, etc. Not ketchup.
As for brats, I think I love weisswurst the most of the German sausages. Brats are fucking delicious, though. Also a huge fan of kielbasa and all related varieties.
Now tell us more about your wife and sister fighting over a facebook post. What did it say god dammit!?
Since he's from W.Va. it's probably who was going to sleep with him tonight.
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"So you don't care enough to have an opinion about the color of tissue boxes..you @#$& ..$#@-...and take a $#@& up your #@$&."
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I read they can't use as much fucked up shit meat with all beef because they of mad cow prevention regulations so they are less gross. Also, nothing turns heads in wv like checking out with the top dollar dogs.
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My mother in law who is getting up their in age was sad becouse she lost touch with a friend of hers just last y ear and thought she might have passed on, so my wife gets on Facebook tracks her down finds out her new number and address gives it to her mother so she can reconnect with her friend. Upon recipt of this information she says, I don't want to call her, all she does is preach about going to church.....
Bitches be tricky...
Bitches be tricky...
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