Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Adebisi

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You're the reason we have images of Camerous' dick?

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Cad

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If she reposts the pics and you fuckers say anything bad, consider yourselves banned.
 
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BrotherWu

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Dec 3. Feeling mellow bros. Had a rough week and the wife gave me a superb hummer this afternoon. It was volcanic.

I was so pleased that I decided to take the kids Christmas shopping for her. She's getting 2 scarves (each kid picked one out...it is what she said she wanted), some lavender bath salts (again, she said she wanted them) and a Kindle Fire. We normally don't even get anything for each other these days. No need. But she has bad eyes and I thought I'd get her a tablet so that she's not straining them on her phone. Could not see dropping $900 for a high end iPad when all she is going to use it for is Facebook and Amazon Movies. It's from the kids anyway.

What are you guys picking up for the missuses this year?
 
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TrollfaceDeux

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BrotherWu said:
Dec 3. Feeling mellow bros. Had a rough week and the wife gave me a superb hummer this afternoon. It was volcanic.

I was so pleased that I decided to take the kids Christmas shopping for her. She's getting 2 scarves (each kid picked one out...it is what she said she wanted), some lavender bath salts (again, she said she wanted them) and a Kindle Fire. We normally don't even get anything for each other these days. No need. But she has bad eyes and I thought I'd get her a tablet so that she's not straining them on her phone. Could not see dropping $900 for a high end iPad when all she is going to use it for is Facebook and Amazon Movies. It's from the kids anyway.

What are you guys picking up for the missuses this year?
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Love message through Facebook and that is all she gets.
 
iannis

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Noodleface said:
No fuckin clue what to get my wife, probably books she wants and some clothes. She's very boring.
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Everyone knows that you get her a vacumm cleaner and sexy underpants.

In the case of your wife the vaccum cleaner would be even more hilarious!
 
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Nothing because Christmas celebrates a cisnormative dead white male and white christianity is the source of all the world's problems.

She does celebrate Yule though but I don't think I get gifts for that.
 
iannis

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a_skeleton_02 said:
Nothing because Christmas celebrates a cisnormative dead white male and white christianity is the source of all the world's problems.

She does celebrate Yule though but I don't think I get gifts for that.
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This one sounds like a winner, Tigs.

lol.

The funny part is that I can believe those words came out of a 20 year old girls mouth.
 
Soygen

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a_skeleton_02 said:
Nothing because Christmas celebrates a cisnormative dead white male and white christianity is the source of all the world's problems.

She does celebrate Yule though but I don't think I get gifts for that.
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Tell her, "If you don't celebrate Christmas, Yule not be getting anything from me."
 
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