Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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OK I wasnt sure if I was gonna share this but lets do it.
I've ranted before in this thread about my wifes lack of cleaning. For a while now I've been trying the skinner box thing, random positive reinforcement when she actually cleans. I thought things were maybe slowly improving. I was fooling myself.
Yesterday she says to me, "I've come up with a new system. You're not gonna like it at first but please give it a try". She got rid of the fucking dishes -- now we have one plate, one fork, etc per person.
I didnt think it was possible for her to wash fewer dishes. Fuck me, she found a way.
Positive reinforcement aint gonna fix this. My hands are tied, there is no way to avoid a confrontation now. Wish me luck bros cause I dont know if this is a winnable fight. I only know theres no way out of it now.
I've ranted before in this thread about my wifes lack of cleaning. For a while now I've been trying the skinner box thing, random positive reinforcement when she actually cleans. I thought things were maybe slowly improving. I was fooling myself.
Yesterday she says to me, "I've come up with a new system. You're not gonna like it at first but please give it a try". She got rid of the fucking dishes -- now we have one plate, one fork, etc per person.
I didnt think it was possible for her to wash fewer dishes. Fuck me, she found a way.
Positive reinforcement aint gonna fix this. My hands are tied, there is no way to avoid a confrontation now. Wish me luck bros cause I dont know if this is a winnable fight. I only know theres no way out of it now.
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you obviously need to volunteer to handle the dishes and then throw the last 2 away.
do you not have a dishwashing MACHINE (just so you dipshits cant make the terrible joke)
do you not have a dishwashing MACHINE (just so you dipshits cant make the terrible joke)
iannis
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Hahahahaha.
Dude, your wife is a genius.
Problem. Solution. She's got the mind of a man. Never let that one go.
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Mrs. Gravy
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My Super Bowl plans are effed up...because I have the motherfucking flu. I am not pleased; fucking coworkers came to work sick...knowing they were sick...with fevers mind you. Fuck. This is lame.
Oh, and I took my damn self to the doctor, then the pharmacy, then came home cleaned and disinfected and then made home made chicken soup then did the dishes AND I enjoy giving blow jobs. I imagine that if I gamed, (and had big tits...which I don't) I could be your queen.
Also...don't mind me, I am a little put out about being sick and missing the opportunity to meet Mr. Possibility.
Oh, and I took my damn self to the doctor, then the pharmacy, then came home cleaned and disinfected and then made home made chicken soup then did the dishes AND I enjoy giving blow jobs. I imagine that if I gamed, (and had big tits...which I don't) I could be your queen.
Also...don't mind me, I am a little put out about being sick and missing the opportunity to meet Mr. Possibility.
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Cutlery
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Oh to work at a workplace where that's an option.
At my work, if you can walk, you better be in. So archaic
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