Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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TrollfaceDeux
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Pls rename Marriage and the Power of Divorce to "Sex-starved middle aged nerds craving for granny porn"
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lurkingdirk
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Please fuck yourself in the ass with a heavily worn aluminum baseball bat while allowing homeless people to kick you in the nuts.
Okay, stop trolling. Seriously.
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Mrs. Gravy
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I would imagine the smooth finish of a new one would be kinder up the bum than one that has been well-used. Just guessing though.
As an aside; I just searched this thread for all of G's posts and re-read all of them and that made me happy.
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iannis
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I found a video when I was like 25 or so of a girl sticking a plunger up her ass so far that she started to puke.
Showed it to my buddy and I was just rolling. He was absolutely horrified. He looked at me like, "WHAT THE HELL MAN?"
I didn't even do it for a shock vid. I just thought that shit was funny. Still do. "Well, I guess it beats a plunger in the ass" is still a thing every now and then.
Showed it to my buddy and I was just rolling. He was absolutely horrified. He looked at me like, "WHAT THE HELL MAN?"
I didn't even do it for a shock vid. I just thought that shit was funny. Still do. "Well, I guess it beats a plunger in the ass" is still a thing every now and then.
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One time I showed my sister a video where two dudes get decapitated with a chainsaw but the dude misses on the first guy and cuts the other guys arm off on accident.
Boy did I laugh
Boy did I laugh
ZyyzYzzy
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Heallun
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It's fucked up that so many of us have these shared experiences of these videos. Cakefarts, glassjar, 2g1c, snuff shit, all of it. It can't be normal to be this desensitized?
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lurkingdirk
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I am hoping for loose aluminum shards on the worn bat. They could splinter off and lodge themselves in the rectum wall.
Noodleface
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Dude I jerk off to 21 year olds everyday. Not everyday you can jerk off to a 52 year old
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Soygen
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Woman 1: I divorced my my husband because he was a philandering adulterer.
Woman 2: I divorced my husband because he would get drunk and beat me.
Woman 3: I divorced my husband because he left his dishes by the sink....
She Divorced Me Because I Left Dishes by the Sink | The Huffington Post
Woman 2: I divorced my husband because he would get drunk and beat me.
Woman 3: I divorced my husband because he left his dishes by the sink....
She Divorced Me Because I Left Dishes by the Sink | The Huffington Post
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