Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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kegkilla

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Omi43221 said:
Find someone who is relatively sane whose crazy you can deal with and I'll add whose pace of life matches your own.
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easier said than done

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moonarchia

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Wow. That shit seems to happen a lot. If it needs more than a sentence or two use the fucking phone as a phone, and get it over with.
 
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Cutlery

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Oh yeah, Keg can knock out all kinds of orgy kind of shit with that chick.

What's the story behind the first text? She just come hang out with you with a bunch of sluts and they all try to fuck you or what?
 
kegkilla

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Cutlery said:
Oh yeah, Keg can knock out all kinds of orgy kind of shit with that chick.

What's the story behind the first text? She just come hang out with you with a bunch of sluts and they all try to fuck you or what?
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I had met her a few weeks back when I was out with some friends. She was cute so I went out with her again, it was fine but I was already picking up some psycho cues. I was kind of over it but she was super persistent (psycho) so against my better judgment I agreed to go out with her and her friend on Friday. Her friend is a total nutjob too, she was married and apparently the two of them were staking out her house before we met u because she thought her husband was cheating on her. We went out and they ran into some dude who they knew and it was obvious to me that her friend was trying to bang him. At the end of the night they all wanted to come back to my place, presumably so this chick and dude would have a discrete place to cheat on their significant others, and I told them to fuck off. The girl starts crying realizing she's been rejected and I go home. I lay on my couch and watch Hoop Dreams as she blows up my phone while thanking god this girl doesn't know my address or what car I drive.
 
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Mrs. Gravy

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I may have texts to share (once I figure out how to do that ) that possibly beat that level of crazy. Unsolicited dickpic dude drunk texted me the most rude and insulting damn near stalker-rapist shit you can imagine yesterday. I was nice, then I wasn't, then I handed the phone to New and he wrote the most hilarious non vulgar reply (as if it were me) that ended the crazy train.
But - and I am serious here - I am telling my friends that if anything happens to me, my home, my dog or my family - it is dickpic dude. Me needing to clean my shotgun and get fresh ammunition for my self-protection in my home got more serious after the crap dude sent me.
 
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Hatorade

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Last few pages are some scary shit, reinforces my thoughts about dating. As in if I had to I don't think I would.
 
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Deathwing

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Fuck dating. If, for some reason, I ever find myself single again, I'm just finding some fuck buddy that's into the same depraved shit that I am and that's it.
 
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Granted I'm now like 7 years removed from the dating scene but I never had these kind of experiences. If I or the girl decided we were done seeing each other it was usually an "oh ok" type deal and that was the end of it.
 
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