Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Cutlery · Mar 23, 2019

Noodleface said:
If anything I'd guess most people don't put plugs in their ass but I watch enough porno that I wouldn't even blink

Well, that's what was so shocking about it. I get women who don't watch porn not being kinky, they don't get the ideas for stuff, so they have no interest in it.

But, there are no guys who don't watch porn. They just don't exist, and you're not gonna convince me they do. So guys SHOULD be down with quite a bit, on average.

But no..she specifically stated that she's had many problems with guys feeling insecure and not able to handle toys or lubes...used on her! What the fuck? That doesn't even compute. I can't put my head in the mind of a guy who can't function because you've got a vibe on another part of your anatomy and doesn't change a single thing he has to do. Shit, go for it...it's honestly less work I have to do.

I really overestimated the sexual ability of the average guy, I guess.

Noodleface · Mar 23, 2019

I mean it's not like she can't get off unless youre sucking corn kernels off her plug

Tarrant · Mar 23, 2019

Cutlery said:
Well, that's what was so shocking about it. I get women who don't watch porn not being kinky, they don't get the ideas for stuff, so they have no interest in it.

But, there are no guys who don't watch porn. They just don't exist, and you're not gonna convince me they do. So guys SHOULD be down with quite a bit, on average.

But no..she specifically stated that she's had many problems with guys feeling insecure and not able to handle toys or lubes...used on her! What the fuck? That doesn't even compute. I can't put my head in the mind of a guy who can't function because you've got a vibe on another part of your anatomy and doesn't change a single thing he has to do. Shit, go for it...it's honestly less work I have to do.

I really overestimated the sexual ability of the average guy, I guess.

I dated a girl once who couldn't get off unless a vibrator was used on her clit and even then it took a good 10 minutes of doing so. I think for some guys they take it as a hit to their ego and that just needs to be checked at the door. Saying things is just going to make her feel self-conscious and when it comes to that department, that's a super dick thing to do and will just end up in neither person having a great time.

Foler · Mar 23, 2019

yeahthatisneathuh said:
I forgot to add: you haven't lived till she puts a vibrating tail or plug in her ass and you're railing away and can feel that directly on your dick.

Mother of God. That sounds amazing. I'd love to convince a woman to do that

lurkingdirk · Mar 23, 2019

Show her your watches. That's sure to do it.

Foler · Mar 23, 2019

Tarrant said:
I dated a girl once who couldn't get off unless a vibrator was used on her clit and even then it took a good 10 minutes of doing so. I think for some guys they take it as a hit to their ego and that just needs to be checked at the door. Saying things is just going to make her feel semiconscious and when it comes to that department, that's a super dick thing to do and will just end up in neither person having a great time.

Ya. I had a girl ask me if I minded she use a vibrator on her clit while she rode me. Was like no way go for it. You do you girl. I'm all about pleasing my partner. Leave egos out the door for Max fun

yeahthatisneathuh · Mar 24, 2019

Foler said:
Mother of God. That sounds amazing. I'd love to convince a woman to do that

Literally did it today, and afterward, she got dressed and was going outside to check the mail said "it's always so intense when we do it like that." But still, female mind games, before that happened she said, "I guess you don't even want to put things in my butt anymore" since it had been two weeks since we had done anything that spicy. Woman, we get busy and sometimes there just isn't time for that.

Big Phoenix · Mar 24, 2019

Cutlery said:
But no..she specifically stated that she's had many problems with guys feeling insecure and not able to handle toys or lubes...used on her! What the fuck? That doesn't even compute. I can't put my head in the mind of a guy who can't function because you've got a vibe on another part of your anatomy and doesn't change a single thing he has to do. Shit, go for it...it's honestly less work I have to do.

Cant imagine why any guy would be against a woman wanting to use or toys or whatever while having sex.

moonarchia · Mar 24, 2019

Foler said:
Ya. I had a girl ask me if I minded she use a vibrator on her clit while she rode me. Was like no way go for it. You do you girl. I'm all about pleasing my partner. Leave egos out the door for Max fun

Who is Max, and why is he waiting outside your door when you have sex? Is that

Screamfeeder 's real name? Did you just dox him?

LachiusTZ · Mar 24, 2019

Edit:. Nope

Lol

Tarrant · Mar 24, 2019

I'm glad you edited that because that wasn't going to end well for you, probably.

Omi43221 · Mar 25, 2019

Foler said:
Mother of God. That sounds amazing. I'd love to convince a woman to do that

This does not have to be as invasive as getting a vibrating plug in the ass. You could just lay a vibrator on the bed, put a pillow over it and have her lay on top.

You have to work your way up to the vibrating tail stuff young padawan.

Cad · Mar 25, 2019

Big Phoenix said:
Cant imagine why any guy would be against a woman wanting to use or toys or whatever while having sex.

I’ve heard this complained of before and the only thing that even sorta makes sense is the “I should be enough for you” type response, which is just ego driven.

If she enjoys sex with you but can only come a specific way, then just do that specific way. You do want her to come, right? Who cares how she gets there as long as it doesn’t involve farm animals or me being humiliated somehow.

Ruhl · Mar 25, 2019

Cad said:
... Who cares how she gets there as long as it doesn’t involve farm animals or me being humiliated somehow.

But that's how I get off Cad. Think of others for a change

Big Phoenix · Mar 25, 2019

Cad said:
I’ve heard this complained of before and the only thing that even sorta makes sense is the “I should be enough for you” type response, which is just ego driven.

If she enjoys sex with you but can only come a specific way, then just do that specific way. You do want her to come, right? Who cares how she gets there as long as it doesn’t involve farm animals or me being humiliated somehow.

You hear that

AladainAF you arent allowed to get your rocks off.

yeahthatisneathuh · Mar 25, 2019

I have a woman who's down for it whenever but we still only do vibrating tail stuff like 3-4 times a month. Sex we do 3-5 times a week, so once a week is butt stuff. She'd be down for 50% of the time if I wanted but there's just so much prep that it's nice to just do regular stuff sometimes. I imagine in the summer when I'm working less we'll crank it up, I know I did last summer. Last summer was like she was wearing a tail most of the week unasked.

Jackie Treehorn · Mar 25, 2019

I’m a big fan of butt stuff, giving and receiving. If a girl wants to put her finger up my ass while blowing me, go for it, ‘cause that shit will make me cum in like 30 seconds.

Likewise I’ve went out with several women who want their ass fingered in doggy because it helps them cum or they otherwise couldn’t. I’ll gladly lick a girl’s ass too.

I’ll find most women are usually benign about their ass being fingered and will say “eh, it feels good, but I could do without it,” while a smaller amount will not be into it at all. The first time I fuck any girl I’ll usually go straight for playing with their ass at some point without asking and rarely get complaints but some will reach their hand around and gently swat my hand away. The 23 year old I’m seeing is not into it and removed my hand when I tried.

That said — anal sex itself I don’t give much thought to. Honestly it feels no better than pussy and I don’t particularly get anything out of it. I’ve dated some women who absolutely demand it but they are by far the minority. If the girl wants it and demands it I’ll do it, but I never push for anal. I went out with exactly one woman who wanted it more regularly than vaginal, and we never used lube. Her ass was always moist enough to fuck without anything. She asked for anal the first time we ever met up. This same chick I could not cum fucking her for the life of me as her pussy was always too wet and gave no friction, and her ass didn’t do it for me either. She also wanted sex so frequently to the point I’d stop being interested in it and annoyed by her advances.

Speaking of your tail thing, if you’re fucking a girl doggy and finger her ass you can push down and feel it on your dick which is mildly amusing.

Foler · Mar 25, 2019

Jackie Treehorn said:
I’m a big fan of butt stuff, giving and receiving. If a girl wants to put her finger up my ass while blowing me, go for it, ‘cause that shit will make me cum in like 30 seconds.

Likewise I’ve went out with several women who want their ass fingered in doggy because it helps them cum or they otherwise couldn’t. I’ll gladly lick a girl’s ass too.

I’ll find most women are usually benign about their ass being fingered and will say “eh, it feels good, but I could do without it,” while a smaller amount will not be into it at all. The first time I fuck any girl I’ll usually go straight for playing with their ass at some point without asking and rarely get complaints but some will reach their hand around and gently swat my hand away. The 23 year old I’m seeing is not into it and removed my hand when I tried.

That said — anal sex itself I don’t give much thought to. Honestly it feels no better than pussy and I don’t particularly get anything out of it. I’ve dated some women who absolutely demand it but they are by far the minority. If the girl wants it and demands it I’ll do it, but I never push for anal. I went out with exactly one woman who wanted it more regularly than vaginal, and we never used lube. Her ass was always moist enough to fuck without anything. She asked for anal the first time we ever met up. This same chick I could not cum fucking her for the life of me as her pussy was always too wet and gave no friction, and her ass didn’t do it for me either. She also wanted sex so frequently to the point I’d stop being interested in it and annoyed by her advances.

Speaking of your tail thing, if you’re fucking a girl doggy and finger her ass you can push down and feel it on your dick which is mildly amusing.

Nice nice...

.weirdboner

Big Phoenix · Mar 25, 2019

Jackie Treehorn said:
if you’re fucking a girl doggy and finger her ass you can push down and feel it on your dick which is mildly amusing.

Which is why DP is 100% gay. Its basically one dude putting a sock on his dick then another dude rubbing his dick on his dick.

Deathwing · Mar 26, 2019

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