Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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LachiusTZ
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Borzak
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She pays the bills, owns the house, takes care of me. It's not rocket surgery.
Edit - she's having a lot of fun. While at my parents for Christmas she scanned some photos of me when I was young and around 18. She put them on facebook this morning.
If she's happy. I'm happy. She's just surprised I wasn't hatched at age 25.
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Hoss
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There's literally no downside to that strategy.
The absolute worst thing that could happen is that she shows up wearing what you told her to wear. If that happens give her a fake name and address.
Actually she should already have the fake name and address.
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Alex
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The WORST thing would be her showing up in a miniskirt? What?
And Borzak's posts make me laugh. Been dating for 20 years and finally get married and all this new info comes out about each other? And then y'all get all giggly over Facebook? Old people on the Internet, man. Starting to understand why Facebook is mostly olds now.
And Borzak's posts make me laugh. Been dating for 20 years and finally get married and all this new info comes out about each other? And then y'all get all giggly over Facebook? Old people on the Internet, man. Starting to understand why Facebook is mostly olds now.
Noodleface
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Hoss
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Yeah cause then you have to fuck a crazy bitch to have a chance to survive the night. I didn't say it was bad, just the worst case scenario.
Be sure you tie her up when you fuck her in the ass. Give yourself as much head start as possible.
Hoss
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Hoss
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Not trollin cause this is the grownup thread. Hope it doesn't come off sounding harsh. It's because of your medical problems and because you're so needy. You could win any game of misery oneupmanship you cared to enter (thank God you don't do it all over the forum). When you casually mention your crippling illnesses it's surreal because most people that bad off would be talking about it constantly like a crossfit cultist. You're lucky you found a caregiver to take care of you. I suspect she's lucky too cause I'm sure that's what she gets off on.
iannis
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Bell is my forever Disney princess, even if she is a coal burner, but dayum tahani.
She's got some giant girl nuts for sure.
Borzak
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When you go from working 16 hours a day at times to less than nothing, you too can find new and inventive ways to be annoying (not to my wife). The only care taking she does is that I don't die while she is in be sleeping with me, which she has done once before we were married. I told her multiple times she is crazy for marrying a man with one foot in the grave.
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Crone
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Restitution.
Sorry that's the best I can do for now.
You weren't entirely wrong but it wasn't full nude. Too bad the image is busted. It was in a grey bra. I'm a little creeped out that I remembered the forum page 152 that it was on...
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