Big Phoenix
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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Edaw
Parody
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Could be you got her favorites, that she was holding onto, which means she really likes to chew.
stupidmonkey
Not Smrt
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moonarchia
The Scientific Shitlord
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Well, it seems like Big P got her to slow her tootsie roll.You faggots asking about the candy when he said she sent him nudes.Izo get in here and do your thing.
Big Phoenix
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So she actually came into my office and gave me more candy(it was from some bowl of candy her office had out) towards the end of the day. Really didnt know what to say to her so I just said uhh thanks. She asks me if everything is okay and I just ask her wtf happened, its like a switch flipped in her head.
She goes on about her life is basically a mess right now and after stopping and thinking she was acting impulsively and cant get involved with someone right now, but shes still really into me and wants to do something "when shes ready". I told her point blank shes being a mindfuck and Im not gonna wait around and be interested in doing anything with her when "shes ready". Either shit or get off the pot. She just said she understands and left my office.
Also completely unrelated to this woman but on the subject of women being women. The other day I was sitting down stapling some papers i printed out next to this coworker who had a sticker on her shirt that said ask me about the ABCs. I asked what are the ABCs. She looked right at me an said C was a for cock. I say uhh what did you just say? She repeats them again saying c is for cock.
This from a married woman who recently had a kid.
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ToeMissile
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DickTrickle
Definitely NOT Furor Planedefiler
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moonarchia
The Scientific Shitlord
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You should probably start suing that company for sexual harassment now, and just skip to the head of the line.
So she actually came into my office and gave me more candy(it was from some bowl of candy her office had out) towards the end of the day. Really didnt know what to say to her so I just said uhh thanks. She asks me if everything is okay and I just ask her wtf happened, its like a switch flipped in her head.
She goes on about her life is basically a mess right now and after stopping and thinking she was acting impulsively and cant get involved with someone right now, but shes still really into me and wants to do something "when shes ready". I told her point blank shes being a mindfuck and Im not gonna wait around and be interested in doing anything with her when "shes ready". Either shit or get off the pot. She just said she understands and left my office.
Also completely unrelated to this woman but on the subject of women being women. The other day I was sitting down stapling some papers i printed out next to this coworker who had a sticker on her shirt that said ask me about the ABCs. I asked what are the ABCs. She looked right at me an said C was a for cock. I say uhh what did you just say? She repeats them again saying c is for cock.
This from a married woman who recently had a kid.
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Asshat Foler
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I’m trying to understand what it is you’re wanting to do? You want to date this woman? She doesn’t seem sane.
So she actually came into my office and gave me more candy(it was from some bowl of candy her office had out) towards the end of the day. Really didnt know what to say to her so I just said uhh thanks. She asks me if everything is okay and I just ask her wtf happened, its like a switch flipped in her head.
She goes on about her life is basically a mess right now and after stopping and thinking she was acting impulsively and cant get involved with someone right now, but shes still really into me and wants to do something "when shes ready". I told her point blank shes being a mindfuck and Im not gonna wait around and be interested in doing anything with her when "shes ready". Either shit or get off the pot. She just said she understands and left my office.
Also completely unrelated to this woman but on the subject of women being women. The other day I was sitting down stapling some papers i printed out next to this coworker who had a sticker on her shirt that said ask me about the ABCs. I asked what are the ABCs. She looked right at me an said C was a for cock. I say uhh what did you just say? She repeats them again saying c is for cock.
This from a married woman who recently had a kid.
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Big Phoenix
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Seriously no. From the get go she said she wasn't interested in getting into a serious long term relationship, multiple times. Just wanted to bang/hangout.
Under that pretense I was perfectly wiling to put up with a certain level of crazy.
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Edaw
Parody
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Obviously, he's trying to get herpes.
Dude, be careful. Crazy is the worst place to stick your dick. Sounds like she is already getting what she wants but would like to keep you on the back burner for when that blows up or she gets bored.
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Big Phoenix
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More or less what I was thinking which is why the attraction I had is pretty much gone now.
I'd like to bang a Scarlet Johansson lookalike but only so much weirdness ill put up with.
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Asshat Foler
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In this post man who frequently complains about women with inflated senses of self worth decides he wants to bang a woman who he wouldn’t date/marry.
Make it make sense.
Big Phoenix
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Izo
Tranny Chaser
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Probably dodged a bullet. Sounds like a schizo. It's safe to post her nudes now ofc.
So she actually came into my office and gave me more candy(it was from some bowl of candy her office had out) towards the end of the day. Really didnt know what to say to her so I just said uhh thanks. She asks me if everything is okay and I just ask her wtf happened, its like a switch flipped in her head.
She goes on about her life is basically a mess right now and after stopping and thinking she was acting impulsively and cant get involved with someone right now, but shes still really into me and wants to do something "when shes ready". I told her point blank shes being a mindfuck and Im not gonna wait around and be interested in doing anything with her when "shes ready". Either shit or get off the pot. She just said she understands and left my office.
Also completely unrelated to this woman but on the subject of women being women. The other day I was sitting down stapling some papers i printed out next to this coworker who had a sticker on her shirt that said ask me about the ABCs. I asked what are the ABCs. She looked right at me an said C was a for cock. I say uhh what did you just say? She repeats them again saying c is for cock.
This from a married woman who recently had a kid.
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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ez pz. Just black out her eyes like J49 did. Even if she ever comes here she will never know it's her. Or at least she'll never be able to prove it.
Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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I like a fan as long as it's not blowing over my head. My wife likes a fan too but I had to re-aim it so it pointed it at our feet.
Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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I gave my wife a vacuum for valentines day once because she was bitching about ours. Dyson ball, hell of a vacuum. Turned out I read the room wrong, but I pivoted and was like no baby the real gift is that this is a man's vacuum and now I'll be using it. You gotta be agile. That ball vacuum has been shitting the bed recently, so for christmas she bought me 2 vacuums. I'm pretty sure that means I'm done cleaning. fingers crossed, pray for me bros.
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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You misspelled best. Only caveat is to never give it your real name or address. So, work crazy is a dangerous place to stick your dick.