Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Fifey
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Eomer
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It's sparse bro. Really sparse.
We'd fucked around a few times, and I was stupid about using a condom. A month or two later she texted me to let me know I should get tested. Thankfully the test came back negatory.
I do actually intend on spending a fair amount of weekends there this summer. Gonna hit up Silverstar a bunch, and my bro just bought a house right on Okanagan 5 minutes from downtown Kelowna.Big fake titters are a lot of fun, my advice would be to look forward and not backwards!
Come spend the summer in the okanagan and you can bask in NEW big fake titties. "Explore" expanding your business out here and enjoy the senery while you...er... "work"
Cad
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Just FYI you can get chlamydia and the other bacterial STD's from oral as well as PIV so condom doesn't guarantee anything. Good news is those are easily curable so who cares.
Herpes and HIV are the ones to worry about and herpes doesn't care about condoms as it's a skin to skin contact disease (not necessarily on the area covered by the condom) and HIV is probably not a worry if you're banging white chicks that don't sleep with black men or use intravenous drugs. And shutup assholes thats not racism just look at the CDC stats.
Eomer
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Yup, I'm aware of all that. Not a chance I went down on that ho.
The Package was a different poster entirely, not me. Mine was the Kimono, and that was like 10 years ago with a different chick.
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You sleep with chicks and don't go down on them? Guess I been married too long...
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I think we narrowed down Eomer's problem right here... well one of the main ones anyhow.
Plus dude... Really? You don't rebound from one crater by going back to someone who already friendzoned your ass once. You need to start fresh.
The Package was some stuffed animals packed with rose petals and some other shit. Completely overboard.
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No. I think it was Rangoth or something that made a post talking about how after a couple dates he'd put together a package of knick knacks and other shit that the chick liked, along with his ear or perhaps testicles. Something to that effect.
Xerxes never friend zoned me. If anything I friend zoned her. She was pushing the relationship way the fuck too fast and when it was obvious I wasn't going to go down that road, we agreed it wasn't working and remained friends for awhile (concerts, hockey games, smoking weed and playing Rock Band, etc). That friendship drifted apart when I started dating the most recent ex, for obvious reasons. In all honesty I doubt that we'll even hook up, but like I said there's a few concerts coming up and of course McJesus is back playing for the Oil so I'd like to catch a few games and going with a chick is a nice change of pace from one of my bros.Phazael_sl said:
If we do hook up, great. If not, no big. She's fun to hang out with in small doses and so long as she's not sizing up my place for a re-model when she moves in.
It's not something I do on random hook-ups with trashy girls, no.Cad_sl said:
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Phazael
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Those two statements do not compute together. You may actually believe all that, but given your self admitted track record I think you actually got put in the friend zone and do not realize it. And now that you are single again, she can milk you for money by paying attention to you again, something that was not possible while you were getting your dick wet.
Let me ask you this. Do you spring for shit when you two go out, as in more so than for your male friends?
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I don't particularly recall, as the last time we hung out as friends was 3+ years ago. A fair number of the times we hung out was just at my place smoking a bit of weed and playing Rock Band with another female friend of hers who lived in my building at the time. We also bumped in to each other a couple times, either just at a random bar or at a concert or hockey game.
Had a nice, quick dinner with the ex on Saturday to tie up the last loose ends. She gave me back the set of keys to my place she still had, I gave her the last bit of mail that had trickled in, and we discussed the money situation. I let her go first and she said that she wasn't sure how much she could pay me back dollars wise, but would basically sign over her tax return to me when it comes (she figured that would be a couple grand, hopefully), but past that because of her upcoming 2 month unpaid practicum starting in July and then an 8 month paid or unpaid internship right after (still up in the air if she's staying in Edmonton for that, or Calgary) she really couldn't commit to anything firm in terms of a payment plan. I told her that I'd given that some though myself, and that what I felt made the most sense was for her to take her tax return and any other monies she's able to set aside and put it in her TFSA (tax free savings account, a Canadian thing, I knew she had one with a grand or two in it from past conversation). Come late this summer or early fall once she's done the practicum and knows better if she's getting paid for her internship or not, she could then pay me whatever she's comfortably able to. Otherwise if her internship is not paid, then it's doubtful she'll be able to pay me much of anything until she's done her program and back working.
She seemed a bit more at ease with that, and thanked me for being "so generous". I remarked that once again I don't even particularly want her to pay me back, but since it's so important to her that I thought that would be a good compromise. She can squirrel the money away and feel good about not spending it on whatever, but if an emergency happens or she needs to make tuition or whatever, she'll have something to fall back on without having to hit up family or take an a second or third job or something.
Otherwise we kept the conversation light, no discussion of the relationship or anything like that at all. Just small talk about family and friends, and her updating me on what's going on with her practicum and internship stuff. Outside the restaurant afterward when we said bye she gave me a big tight hug, and said in my ear that she missed me. I told her that I missed her too, not to be a stranger, and we parted ways. She was more choked up than I was, not outright crying but she was pretty misty eyed. The only remaining potential loose end other than cash is that prior to breaking up I'd bought 4 tickets to a Metric/Death Cab concert at the end of March. We left it open whether I just give her two tickets and we go separately, or if maybe we go along with other people, or if she just doesn't go at all. They're floor general admission, so we wouldn't be sitting beside each other.
Had a nice, quick dinner with the ex on Saturday to tie up the last loose ends. She gave me back the set of keys to my place she still had, I gave her the last bit of mail that had trickled in, and we discussed the money situation. I let her go first and she said that she wasn't sure how much she could pay me back dollars wise, but would basically sign over her tax return to me when it comes (she figured that would be a couple grand, hopefully), but past that because of her upcoming 2 month unpaid practicum starting in July and then an 8 month paid or unpaid internship right after (still up in the air if she's staying in Edmonton for that, or Calgary) she really couldn't commit to anything firm in terms of a payment plan. I told her that I'd given that some though myself, and that what I felt made the most sense was for her to take her tax return and any other monies she's able to set aside and put it in her TFSA (tax free savings account, a Canadian thing, I knew she had one with a grand or two in it from past conversation). Come late this summer or early fall once she's done the practicum and knows better if she's getting paid for her internship or not, she could then pay me whatever she's comfortably able to. Otherwise if her internship is not paid, then it's doubtful she'll be able to pay me much of anything until she's done her program and back working.
She seemed a bit more at ease with that, and thanked me for being "so generous". I remarked that once again I don't even particularly want her to pay me back, but since it's so important to her that I thought that would be a good compromise. She can squirrel the money away and feel good about not spending it on whatever, but if an emergency happens or she needs to make tuition or whatever, she'll have something to fall back on without having to hit up family or take an a second or third job or something.
Otherwise we kept the conversation light, no discussion of the relationship or anything like that at all. Just small talk about family and friends, and her updating me on what's going on with her practicum and internship stuff. Outside the restaurant afterward when we said bye she gave me a big tight hug, and said in my ear that she missed me. I told her that I missed her too, not to be a stranger, and we parted ways. She was more choked up than I was, not outright crying but she was pretty misty eyed. The only remaining potential loose end other than cash is that prior to breaking up I'd bought 4 tickets to a Metric/Death Cab concert at the end of March. We left it open whether I just give her two tickets and we go separately, or if maybe we go along with other people, or if she just doesn't go at all. They're floor general admission, so we wouldn't be sitting beside each other.
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