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Chukzombi

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She just doesn't compare to the 50-year-old Mexicans at the church potluck that Chuck can pick up.
never dated a mexican girl, even when i was in Mexico, i hooked up with a purto rican chick from The Bronx and an Argentina chick. i also havent been to church in over 30 years. 50 yr old chicks are no sweat, they fuck and act like women i'm used to.
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still doesnt look like her.
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she has really big eyes and that kind of stubby nose. has she had work done?
 

Goatface

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never dated a mexican girl, even when i was in Mexico, i hooked up with a purto rican chick from The Bronx and an Argentina chick. i also havent been to church in over 30 years. 50 yr old chicks are no sweat, they fuck and act like women i'm used to.

still doesnt look like her.
iu

she has really big eyes and that kind of stubby nose. has she had work done?
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Chukzombi

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wow, she looked so distinctively cute. now she looks like the rest of the bitches i cant tell apart.
Bro she was 14 goddamn years old when That 70s Show started. She literally still had baby fat.
you dont have baby fat on your eyes and nose. she should still look that way even without baby fat.

i bet you can still guess who this is even at that young age.
iu

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Harshaw

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wow, she looked so distinctively cute. now she looks like the rest of the bitches i cant tell apart.

you dont have baby fat on your eyes and nose. she should still look that way even without baby fat.

i bet you can still guess who this is even at that young age.
iu

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Yes, because all women mature the same.

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Chukzombi

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Yes, because all women mature the same.

Chelsea Peretti Eye Roll GIF by Brooklyn Nine-Nine
you still keep the same basic facial structure. you dont turn into a completely different person. seriously, if you walked next to Mila Kunis on the street, would you recognize her at all?
Mila Kunis in Ted, 10 years ago.
iu

still looks like her.
 

Rabbit_Games

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These women who keep getting face injections and shit think it'll keep them looking young... but instead, in most cases, it just gives them something in common with Downs Syndrome: they all look the same. You don't have a younger face, you have "I injected shit into my face" face.
 
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Goatface

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wow, she looked so distinctively cute. now she looks like the rest of the bitches i cant tell apart.

you dont have baby fat on your eyes and nose. she should still look that way even without baby fat.

i bet you can still guess who this is even at that young age.
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interestingly she was compared to kunis in the article i got the pic from
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Chukzombi

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interestingly she was compared to kunis in the article i got the pic from
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ahh shit, yeah thats a noticeable difference in the picture. but i can still recognize her. Kunis looks totally foreign to me now. i mean she isnt the only one. Mary Elizabeth Winstead, she does look different, but i can chalk that up to just aging.
iu

christ, look at that angel face.
now
iu

still cute, but not how i remember her.
 
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Lanx

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you still keep the same basic facial structure. you dont turn into a completely different person. seriously, if you walked next to Mila Kunis on the street, would you recognize her at all?
Mila Kunis in Ted, 10 years ago.
iu

still looks like her.
hollywood bitches just inject so much shit into their face it changes them

even the best of them start looking weird
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sandra is getting that uk plastic face

and her nose bones are showing cuz shes losing all the surrounding fat and skin

(the nose bones from probably rib bone that was put there for rhinoplasty)
 
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Chukzombi

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hollywood bitches just inject so much shit into their face it changes them

even the best of them start looking weird
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sandra is getting that uk plastic face

and her nose bones are showing cuz shes losing all the surrounding fat and skin

(the nose bones from probably rib bone that was put there for rhinoplasty)
fuck, thats so terrible. i know homegirl is getting old, but dont these people see they no longer look quite human anymore?
 

Lanx

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fuck, thats so terrible. i know homegirl is getting old, but dont these people see they no longer look quite human anymore?
see thats the thing, their circle of homegirls is other older bitches that have also gotten plastic that is failing, so they are all in some sort of mishape

it's like ww2 buddies meeting up and 1 has a cane, 1 has a roller, 1 has a peg leg, 1 has no arms... they all like, this is fine.
 
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Chukzombi

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see thats the thing, their circle of homegirls is other older bitches that have also gotten plastic that is failing, so they are all in some sort of mishape

it's like ww2 buddies meeting up and 1 has a cane, 1 has a roller, 1 has a peg leg, 1 has no arms... they all like, this is fine.
i bet they hate women like Uma or J-Lo or Anne Hathaway who still look the same after 30 years.
 

Gavinmad

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Bullock looks tolerable for 58 fucking years old, god damn you people are retarded.

And no ScarJo most likely did not have a nose job, they just cherry picked until they found an adult picture that looked super different from her younger pics.

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Chris

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These stupid bitches still don't understand that the slight imperfections give them their distinctive look and 100% of women who have work done look off immediately and look hideous once more aging hits.
 
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Chukzombi

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These stupid bitches still don't understand that the slight imperfections give them their distinctive look and 100% of women who have work done look off immediately and look hideous once more aging hits.
thats what I'm saying. Mila had that ethnic adorability, Scarlett has that pouty mouth thing she does. Emma used to have that adorable smirk before Harvey raped her soul. when you let those butchers cut into these girls, they all look the same. which is horrible.
 
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joz123

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Owen Wilson never fixed his broken nose because it set him apart from the other male actors.
 
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Xarpolis

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She may look not great now, but remember how banging she was in Forgetting Sarah Marshal? Ok, maybe not banging. She had youth on her side, but the character was damn sexy. Maybe just because she supported the weeb.

On the other hand, Sarah Marshal herself was amazing. And still is for that matter. Ok, nevermind.
 

Burns

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New rumor. Kang is gone for now, Galactus is in and played by Antonio Banderas.
They already established, in Loki, that not every person is the same sex or race throughout the multiverse.

So, wasn't there a scene at the end of one of the movies with 1000 Kangs standing around, doing nothing in particular? They should find a similar size asian guy and CGI him into that, and have him zap all the black Kangs out of existence. *poof* Kang the Assassin is born and either becomes or works for the real Kang the Conqueror.

They could also go Matrix 2/3 style and have Kang the Assimilator; where asian Kang is going around the multiverse turning all black Kangs into duplicates of the one true asian Kang.