Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

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iannis

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Tuco said:
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I like that you can do that, at least.

I still think they really, really, really fucked up with TOR. The Mass Effect = The Force. It seemed obvious to me that ME1 and ME2 were single player proof of concepts for a Star Wars MMO game system.

But no.. someone over there is stupid beyond words. I mean truly and ineffably retarded. So they decided to directly copy WoW instead. Playing that gif right there in a mmo-pvp game? See... that probably would have been fun.
 
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Soygen

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Anyone who cares more about gameplay probably doesn't really care about Bioware games.
 
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Abefroman

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I'm expecting amazing reviews for this game now. That fucking carrot bukakke gif kills me.
 
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Azrayne

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iannis said:
I like that you can do that, at least.

I still think they really, really, really fucked up with TOR. The Mass Effect = The Force. It seemed obvious to me that ME1 and ME2 were single player proof of concepts for a Star Wars MMO game system.

But no.. someone over there is stupid beyond words. I mean truly and ineffably retarded. So they decided to directly copy WoW instead. Playing that gif right there in a mmo-pvp game? See... that probably would have been fun.
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In theory, maybe, in reality all of the shitty players would whine about OP CC and all of the cool stuff would be nerfed to shit. See: every MMO ever.
 
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Vaclav

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you and your wife sound like fucking idiots
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If it's re: boycotting - Decided after 20 years of boycotting on X/Y/Z principle that it never works - perhaps later you'll come to the same conclusion.

If it's about her being a ME fan - she's adored ME2-3, DA:O and liked DA:I pretty well - for us, and our gaming budget, that's a good enough ratio for us to risk it. And regardless at this point, I've realized that EA Access is available to PC too, and we've enjoyed all of the trial timeframe thusfar - yes, there's some annoying nitpicks. But none that detract from what looks to be a fun way to sink a week or two into.
 
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TJT

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If you don't get high points like this, the writing is shit balls:

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Mordin is my favorite character in ME. His ending in ME3 if you weren't a bro killing piece of shit was nothing short of amazing, poetic and epic.
 
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Oldbased

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Animation issues from hiring an SJW is not unexpected. Often modeling comes from within and when you hang out with this

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You get ME:Andromeda
 
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Regime

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I can't believe they ended up making a game worse than Dragon Age 2.
 
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Djevel Innenfor

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So I'm giving the trial a go and I'm already irritated. I won't touch on the CC or the animations much, though they are insanely jarring. Those have been covered pretty well. Suffice to say holy shit are these bros ugly, and the default ryder bro cant be messed with. His wannabe numale facial hair triggers me. My squadmate is dumb as hell. I hit like a wet noodle, worse than in any previous game. My cooldowns are long as shit, and im not the biggest fan of the cover mechanic. Having a jump and dash is great, but it's really dumb that if you jump and dash, when you land you always stagger and grunt like you just dropped 30 feet even if you were barely above the ground.
 
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Tuco

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Soygen said:
Anyone who cares more about gameplay probably doesn't really care about Bioware games.
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Or has possibly played the mass effect games which had excellent gameplay and world building, and only great dialog.
 
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