Phazael
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Are you being more of a humorless dick than normal or did I just hit a nerve?
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Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Are you being more of a humorless dick than normal or did I just hit a nerve?
Soygen
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Bro, who cares? I don't play games for the graphics, animations, writing, characters, unique gameplay or the fun.
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Phazael
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I am seriously baffled at how basic shit they have had working in prior games (most egregiously the character creator) can be fucked up so bad in this one in the newer generation. I mean, if they are just ripping off most of DA:I anyhow, why the fuck not just do all of it? A three year old multi console game should not look that much more refined than the newest flagship title.
PS- I did not think they could make a more unlikable lesbian than Sera in a game, but PeeBee might be the fucking JarJar Scissoring Binks of Bioware games.
PPS- Is PeeBee the only lesbo romance option? So you can only get your doughnut bump on if you are willing to shack up with the most annoying character in Bioware history? I think that may be the most unintentionally hilarious thing about the writing in this game. Good job, feminists!
PPPS- Fuck me for pre ordering this shit. I deserve the scorn for that, especially after checking out the MP today.....
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Utnayan
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The game is so bad that I am actually wondering if they were far along enough to have some suits at EA say, "Just throw this together in a shippable state, it will sell because of the IP and we will make a profit, and since it is blatantly obvious this IP is destroyed after we launch it, we can consolidate our teams to Star Wars projects and make use of the exclusive licensing."
Part of me thinks that because Bioware is pretty much dead, the team is all over the board and also working on a new Dragon Age, and they have multiple Star Wars games and limited resources, even for EA. And Star Wars will be their cash cow.
Part of me thinks that because Bioware is pretty much dead, the team is all over the board and also working on a new Dragon Age, and they have multiple Star Wars games and limited resources, even for EA. And Star Wars will be their cash cow.
Soygen
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TJT
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Yeah they use nervous system electrical impulses to successfully randomize their asexual reproduction so they don't keep making clones of themselves. But it does require another individual. Thus Asari can fuck anything!
Tuco
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I'd be ok with this if they gave me a new jedi knight, pod racer and space combat sim game.
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TJT
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Utnayan
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Well, a new RPG from Visceral, "Bioware" (Whoever that is anymore even) is working on a new Star Wars Game, and then we also have a new Battlefront 2 coming this year I guess.
Tuco
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After The Force Unleashed I don't think it's possible for anyone to make a new jedi knight game =\
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Vaclav
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Look up Natalie Merchant in her prime - mentally add 50-60 lbs. Congrats. She used to be closer to +100 lbs before though.
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This depresses me. I knew lots of people were going to hate on this game no matter what the end product. We still have people on this forum acting like Anders raped them in DA:2 by flirting with them. So I knew at the outset that this thread was going to be filled with that kind of stuff.
Yet looking at the reviews of even people biased to want this game to be great, at a bare minimum they are all saying this is worse than all the previous games. I loved all three of the previous games, have replayed them countless times and put way too much time into the multiplayer. Yet I can't find a single review that makes me motivated to play it. I thought for sure this was a day one play for me.
It looks like I'll be praying for a miracle patch, as if that has ever happened in gaming history. Oh well, I guess I'll stick to playing Path of Exile.
Yet looking at the reviews of even people biased to want this game to be great, at a bare minimum they are all saying this is worse than all the previous games. I loved all three of the previous games, have replayed them countless times and put way too much time into the multiplayer. Yet I can't find a single review that makes me motivated to play it. I thought for sure this was a day one play for me.
It looks like I'll be praying for a miracle patch, as if that has ever happened in gaming history. Oh well, I guess I'll stick to playing Path of Exile.
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Utnayan
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This depresses me. I knew lots of people were going to hate on this game no matter what the end product. We still have people on this forum acting like Anders raped them in DA:2 by flirting with them. So I knew at the outset that this thread was going to be filled with that kind of stuff.
Yet looking at the reviews of even people biased to want this game to be great, at a bare minimum they are all saying this is worse than all the previous games. I loved all three of the previous games, have replayed them countless times and put way too much time into the multiplayer. Yet I can't find a single review that makes me motivated to play it. I thought for sure this was a day one play for me.
It looks like I'll be praying for a miracle patch, as if that has ever happened in gaming history. Oh well, I guess I'll stick to playing Path of Exile.
Well, there was one good side quest I played through in the trial with a murder mystery story, if that helps. Where for some reason the voice acting wasn't as horseshit as the majority of it. Still shit.... just not horseshit..
I am with you. I would have welcomed a good Space RPG. Sucks they just destroyed this thing.
You can probably still check it out for $19-29 in 4 weeks. I cannot imagine this thing sticking at full price for long.
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They are mad because "dead dropping" or whatever the fuck they call it, where you let people know your old identity is really taboo, and eventually is only done after you know someone really well. To have a conversation where its literally the first thing you say trivializes, supposedly, how closely trans people guard the information.
But this is what I was talking about with the Baldur's gate writing. There is no thought to natural dialogue or organic character choices--like actually thinking "Okay, this character is in this situation--what would they do". Nope. It's "how can I project my ideological message quickly, so everyone knows that I think being transexual is amazing?!?"
Again, it's literally a game that would be made if they hired all the SJW critics who have brave and bold ideas of how games should be made. It seems Bioware thought we only made fun of them because we're hateful bigots--not because their idea of human interaction is obviously ignorant toward human interaction and was formed on Trumblr and instant messaging.
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Phazael
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Yeah the deadname shit always cracked me up. I've known 8 trannies (five post chop) in my life and aside from the one or two that are really just cross dressing gays, they go insane if you openly talk about their pre trans life at all, like they are in federal witness protection program, are a secret vampire society member, or something. The part of it that amuses me is that they like to act like the previous "them" never existed. Its as if they either are ashamed of what they are doing deep down or want to basically effectively murder their past life off. Neither scenario sounds healthy.
Phazael
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Thats pretty terrible for a game with the full weight of EA Marketting and the progressive friendly Bioware culture behind it.