Men in Black International (2019)

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Conefed

Conefed

Blackwing Lair Raider
2,850
1,702
Cynical said:
We give a fuck about this after MiB2, why?

Carry on, I look forward to the autistic defenses on how this was top tier filmmaking, and we don't understand the subtle awesomeness of the series.

MiB was awesome once, the first film. After that it was no longer original and interesting at all, and was no more than attracting summer audiences based on names only.

The first was a quirky amusing comedy, that played on nerd feels. Faggots, all of you.
Click to expand...
I was young enough that ballchinian was hilarious
 
Slaanesh69

Slaanesh69

Millie's Staff Member
6,157
18,104
On the one hand, I despise how Hollywood just takes a successful franchise and plugs and plays popular actors to make a buck. It is transparent, disingenuous and completely barren of creativity.

That being said, Hemsworth has fucking perfect comedy timing and presence, and I WANT to see him in something with more of a comedy edge. I am starting to feel a real bromance coming on with him, and it ain't because of his abs.

Also, Tessa Thompson's face pisses me off, for no reason that I can explain. Like perhaps I have social justice PTSD and I reflexively assume "Black Lives Matter" or "Women actors are underpaid and underappreciated" is going to come out of her pie hole at any second. I appear to be part of the problem.
 
  • 3Solidarity
  • 1Like
Reactions: 3 users
spronk

spronk

FPS noob
23,487
27,455
Slaanesh69 said:
Also, Tessa Thompson's face pisses me off, for no reason that I can explain. Like perhaps I have social justice PTSD and I reflexively assume "Black Lives Matter" or "Women actors are underpaid and underappreciated" is going to come out of her pie hole at any second. I appear to be part of the problem.
Click to expand...

counterpoint: she has really nice tits and she's bisexual

never understood why so many guys here are so mad at women who say stupid shit. i didn't get mad at my kids when they said stupid shit, they are stupid kids. most hot women (and hot guys) are also extremely stupid and say stupid shit all the time, who cares what they say. Its the ugly women you gotta worry about.


Tessa-Thompson-Beach-Sexy.jpg
 
  • 2WTF
  • 2Mother of God
  • 1Solidarity
Reactions: 7 users
Slaanesh69

Slaanesh69

Millie's Staff Member
6,157
18,104
spronk said:
counterpoint: she has really nice tits and she's bisexual


Tessa-Thompson-Beach-Sexy.jpg
Click to expand...

Noted and agreed. I didn't say I would kick her out of my bed for eating crackers, I just have some weird expectation that she will make me hate her every time she opens her mouth.

Is that even a pic of her, her boobies aren't that large?
 
Warrik

Warrik

Potato del Grande
<Donor>
1,302
-627
spronk said:
counterpoint: she has really nice tits and she's bisexual

never understood why so many guys here are so mad at women who say stupid shit. i didn't get mad at my kids when they said stupid shit, they are stupid kids. most hot women (and hot guys) are also extremely stupid and say stupid shit all the time, who cares what they say. Its the ugly women you gotta worry about.


Tessa-Thompson-Beach-Sexy.jpg
Click to expand...


That doesnt look like Tessa Thompson. This is Tessa Thompson

209637
 
  • 3Barf
  • 2Worf
Reactions: 4 users
C

Cynical

Canuckistani Terrorist
2,338
5,422
Ugh, had 5(?)too many scotch last night, seems the worst I did was shit on MiB and called everyone faggots. Great success.
 
  • 5Like
  • 1Picard
Reactions: 5 users
Ambiturner

Ambiturner

Ssraeszha Raider
16,075
19,627
spronk said:
counterpoint: she has really nice tits and she's bisexual

never understood why so many guys here are so mad at women who say stupid shit. i didn't get mad at my kids when they said stupid shit, they are stupid kids. most hot women (and hot guys) are also extremely stupid and say stupid shit all the time, who cares what they say. Its the ugly women you gotta worry about.


Tessa-Thompson-Beach-Sexy.jpg
Click to expand...

What does this obviously different person have to do with Thompson?
 
  • 4Like
  • 1Worf
Reactions: 4 users
jooka

jooka

marco esquandolas
<Bronze Donator>
15,092
6,506
bleh ... you know there is gonna be some line where fucking Liam Neeson says "Where have you taken my MIB agents"
 
Xarpolis

Xarpolis

Life's a Dream
14,852
16,665
I won a free ticket to go see this, so I'm there right now. I'll give a non spoiler report after it's over.
 
Xarpolis

Xarpolis

Life's a Dream
14,852
16,665
Xarpolis said:
I won a free ticket to go see this, so I'm there right now. I'll give a non spoiler report after it's over.
Click to expand...
Ok, movie just ended. I gotta say, it was pretty damn entertaining. It wasn't very funny, but it was an enjoyable movie. Definitely a great shut your brain off popcorn flick. I'm glad I went.

As for after credits scene... there's nothing. You can walk out as soon as the credits start.
 
  • 2Like
Reactions: 1 users
Harshaw

Harshaw

Throbbing Member
26,775
142,062
I checked the Angry Joe review figuring he was gonna shit all over it, but they all liked it.
 
  • 1Seriously?
  • 1Mother of God
Reactions: 1 users
Homsar

Homsar

Silver Baronet of the Realm
9,662
8,604
Last edited:
  • 1WTF
  • 1Rustled
  • 1Great Review
Reactions: 5 users
You must log in or register to reply here.