Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

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iannis

iannis

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It is sooooooooooome strange addiction
when you've got to put yourself
back on the wrack.

Stub out the dogend of a day gone by boy,
don't let the smoke get in your eye.
 
Mist

Mist

REEEEeyore
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Sterling_sl said:
You should consider camwhoring as a way to help solve your financial woes.
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At this point, purely in hindsight, I'm really regretting not doing that in my early 20s. I remember thinking at the time that you had to be pretty to be successful as a camwhore, but now I realize you just have to be white, skinny, slightly desperate looking and have a vaguely 'edgy' haircut. Oh, and be really smirky, and I'm pretty great at that.
 
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Sterling

Sterling

El Presidente
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Mist_sl said:
At this point, purely in hindsight, I'm really regretting not doing that in my early 20s. I remember thinking at the time that you had to be pretty to be successful as a camwhore, but now I realize you just have to be white, skinny, slightly desperate looking and have a vaguely 'edgy' haircut. Oh, and be really smirky, and I'm pretty great at that.
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It's probably not too late. Have you seen some of the pictures in Screenshots?
 
Palum

Palum

what Suineg set it to
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That means she showed up to one dance and sat on the girl's side and said fuck this I bet.
 
iannis

iannis

Musty Nester
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Ok, srs tho. 4 real. You're not 15-17 anymore mist. Boys at that age have no idea what they're doing. All they know is "WARM WET HOLE STICK IT IN NOW".

You might have just got ahold of a bad one.

Which is not to say that you don't like girls. It's only to say that you might not dislike boys quite as much as you think you do. You dislike selfish, ignorant boys. Well, you should. Especially if one raped you.

All terrorists are muslim. not all muslims are terrorists.
 
A

a_skeleton_02

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You shouldn't "try men" again for the sexual pleasure. Men are better providers than women it's in our genetics all of your shitty money problems and cry baby thread bullshit can be solved by getting in a serious relationship with a provider.

Find a man with a good job preferably a few years older than you and go to town, Tell him your bi and 90% of the time they wont have a problem with you having some 18 year old side chick on the side as long as you send him pictures every once in awhile.
 
Genjiro

Genjiro

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Screw the cam whore idea. I have no idea if you're attractive at all, but if you're decent looking find a semi-attractive female whose pussy you enjoy and make a profile including the both of you on some sugardaddy.whatever site. Some fat rich nerd will start throwing gobs of money at you. Like blue ballsing some WoW kid for loot, but rl money~ Shit as stupid as desperate people are I'd do it if I was a hot girl.
 
Izo

Izo

Tranny Chaser
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If the nerds in here trying to get in Mist's pants is any indication, a sugardaddy is the way to go.
 
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