Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

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Mist

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Maybe I'll post in the Shaw from now on so I always have 10000 posts.
 
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Mist

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Oh fuck since when do Shaw posts count as real posts now? FML.
 
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Mist

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Baby, if you were smart you wouldn't be working double shifts on Christmas to pay for your momma's trailer.
The house might be only slightly bigger than a trailer, but the land its on is worth a quarter of a million dollars alone. And it's almost all paid. Letting the mortgage holder, in this case the USDA, take back this property would be a massive waste.
 
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a_skeleton_02

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The house might be only slightly bigger than a trailer, but the land its on is worth a quarter of a million dollars alone. And it's almost all paid. Letting the mortgage holder, in this case the USDA, take back this property would be a massive waste.
Ha-ha you think Mamie Mist is gonna give that land to you? The second you pay that off she is gonna sell it or fall for a reverse mortgage scam and spend it all on those old people tours to Vegas or AC.

Do you have any siblings or aunts/uncles? There gonna try to get a cut as well.

White trash families always tear themselves apart over inheritances. I know I'm half white trash on my father's side.
 
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iannis

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you can touch my wee-wee, but there's a minimum of at least 3 minutes.

That should be plenty.
 

khorum

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Remember all those times Mist ran around claiming she was "flat as a board" and waving off calls for tits-or-GTFO on those grounds? Wellp...Mist confirmed catfishing for a Sugar Daddy!

In not one but two recent behavioral psychology studies, it was shown that Richer, Older, Whiter dudes prefer smaller titties while poorer, less "financially secure" bros and daquans prefer bigger titties:

Fucking Science_sl said:
The men from the low socioeconomic background rated bigger breasts as more attractive than did men from the medium socioeconomic background, who in turn endorsed larger breasts as more appealing than men from the high socioeconomic background. In other words, poorer men liked larger breasts.

The second study was based on alternate evolutionary perspective on breast size, which maintains that it is a signal of a woman's capacity to bear and nurture children. Indeed, there is a positive association between levels of estradiol, a fertility-related hormone, and larger breast size; in turn, the combination of larger breasts and a smaller waist-to-hip ratio seems to be linked to a significantly greater likelihood of conceiving. From here, researchers Christopher Burris and Armand Munteanu reasoned that men who are less willing to become a father would also find larger breasts less appealing.
It's scandalous.

As an behavioral science student, Mist must have been aware of these studies at some point. What did she know and WHEN did she know that unsuspecting richbros would be defenseless against this shit:

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Mist

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Guess who gets to work a second 12 hour shift tomorrow!?!?
 
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khorum

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Who know who never has to work 18 hour shifts?

Pregnant people.
 
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a_skeleton_02

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So I got shawed again by dreagan, This time for saying "Dindu"

Since everyone uses the word Dindu I can only say this is an intimidation tactic to suppress my campaign for a Alt Right forum moderator.

also, Mist no one cares this is my thread remember.
 
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