Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

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yerm

yerm

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You can be a mod for $7k. I am 100% sure I can convince the community to back this.
 
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pharmakos

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What if McCraig has been following the boards after all, knew Mist has $7k she's about to give away to someone, and named that exact figure as his price in hopes that Mist would pony up the whole coat?
 
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khorum

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pharmakos said:
What if McCraig has been following the boards after all, knew Mist has $7k she's about to give away to someone, and named that exact figure as his price in hopes that Mist would pony up the whole coat?
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We could just contact her mom and we'd be sure to get at least $3500.
 
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Hosix

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khorum said:
We could just contact her mom and we'd be sure to get at least $3500.
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This is like something off Ray Donovan! Let's make this happen. Though I a sure her mom would try to scam us
 
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xzi

xzi

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oh this thread merged with the old one and now my post doesn't make sense like an asshole
 
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khorum

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Ugh now we have to go back dozens of pages and tag all of Mists old posts as Faggotry.
 
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Izo

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Mist said:
I have never once blamed sexism for any of my personal problems.

I would say, for negative influences on my life:

My mother (for being useless)
My stepfather (for being a dick to my mom)
George W Bush (for being shitty)
My biodad (for denying my existence)
The weather (for fucking my life up just as I was finally getting it together)
The sixth grade (for injuring my person and breaking my spirit a little too young)
George Lucas (for teaching me never to be hopeful for anything ever again)
Bobby Kotick (for being a toilet paper salesman)
This awful job (for sucking)

Positive influences on my life:

My mother (for raising a very sickly kid on no money and no family support)
My stepfather (for teaching me how break shit, fix shit, and generally not to be useless in the face of mechanical and technical problems like most females)
Catholicism (for simultaneously introducing me to plaid skirts and repressed female sexuality)
The sixth grade (for teaching me that bullies are literally the worst thing in the world, which is how I can simultaneously hate misogynists, racists AND SJWs, at the same time, without cognitive dissonance)
This awful job (for paying me just barely enough to maybe dig out of the hole I'm in)
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kegkilla said:
please share with us what happened to you in sixth grade.

also please share some stories about you munching box in a Catholic girls uniform.
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Mist?
 
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a_skeleton_02

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Mist I'm willing to make some concessions for you to ease into a heterosexual relationship with me.

I will

A.wear a plaid kilt to bed even though I am Italian.
B. Shave my balls/asshole (I already do this )

I do think once you are with child natural hormones will knock most of that faggotry right out of you.

Pick the winning team Mist. Move out of that trailer with your mom, we can get an isolated place and you can take care of my animals and my heir.
 
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lurkingdirk

lurkingdirk

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Mist, you can make this forum great with pictures of your tits. Don't worry, most of the guys here are used to looking at hairy nipples.
 
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Mist

Mist

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Faggotry should count towards likes for me. Mod plz mod the mod.
 
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Phazael

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Given Mist's self loathing history, I think I would rather hear my grandmother talk about munching carpet than listen to Mist recount her brief sessions of "pain the fence" with whatever boyish looking pretzel anime waifu's snizz. Unless you want to hear about cringe worthy awkward scissoring, of course, in which case have at it.
 
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