MLB 2021 "Hot Stove": Third Time's a Charm for Dodgers

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Who wins the 2021 World Series?


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Muurloen

Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
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And the Mariners have come back to earth.. be still my some what beating heart.
 
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Fight

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
4,640
5,560

How do people not defend themselves or go into a defensive stance when aggressive mother fuckers run up on them? How are you going to let some savage take a completely free shot on your jaw like that?
 
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Ameraves

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14,530
How do people not defend themselves or go into a defensive stance when aggressive mother fuckers run up on them? How are you going to let some savage take a completely free shot on your jaw like that?
That was my first thought as well. But I think some people have just never been in a fight in their life, and simply don't know how to handle it.
 
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DickTrickle

Definitely NOT Furor Planedefiler
13,404
15,564
The dude refused to press charges... Wonder why.

Hope he at least gets banned from the stadium.
 

TheNozz

Karazhan Raider
7,897
40,203
Pujols is prob there to be DH and pinch hit and that’s it

no way is he taking the field
 

TheNozz

Karazhan Raider
7,897
40,203
Aaaaaaaaand Corey Seager goes to the IL with a fractured hand.

God REALLY doesn’t want the Dodgers to repeat
 
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elcaro1101

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
2,195
5,351
Pujols can still make contact at a .250 rate, but expecting anything else from him is laughable.

Anybody see him attempt to steal 2nd last week? He was still 5 strides(if you can call his running that) from the bag when the throw from home got there.

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Gavinmad

Mr. Poopybutthole
43,737
52,285
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He's clearly 2-3 years older than he said he is. He even gave it away in an interview back in 2018 when he talked about his first home run, and earlier this year the former Marlins president flat out said that not only is he lying about his age but that every exec in the league knows and just didn't care when they were offering him those 10 year contracts because even a Pujols in decline was one of the better hitters in the league for several years.
 

Animosity

Silver Baronet of the Realm
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God damn hope he’s ok. Couldn’t imagine what getting hit at 94 mph feels like.
 
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