MLB 2023: Houst*n wins, America loses

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Blitz

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Another year, another Major League Baseball season! The shift is gone! Carlos Correa is still unsigned. Steve Cohen is bucking the 'penny pincher' Jewish stereotype!

Hope reigns eternal as Spring is mere months away!

Resources for the rest of the off-season:


 

Blitz

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First power-rankings from MLB.com (from a woman, reader beware).


Tl;dr
1. Astros
2. Mets
3. Braves
4. Padres
5. Yankees
6. Phillies
 
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k^M

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I was going to ask where the Rockies were, then I remembered.
 
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TheNozz

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Kaines

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Another year where the Rangers will do fuck all. Thank god for the Mavericks, but I think they will only carry us to May. June and July will be looooooong months waiting for college football to start up.
 

Muurloen

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DickTrickle

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The world would flood from the tears of DodgerBro if Bauer signs with the Astros.

Man, don't give those turds clicks. This article is reporting about a talking head with no actual information who thinks someday the Astros might be interested in him. Absolutely no meat to that article at all.
 

TheNozz

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Dodgers officially released Bauer today. There’s a significant amount of virtue signaling headlines to go with it.

“Shame” seems to be the word of the day.

I was talking to my dad about this situation. He seems to believe it’s not a big deal if we win or lose without Bauer. My problem is this whole thing is a reflection of modern society.
 
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Animosity

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Mariners did the same for a SS prospect for $4.7 mil. Baseball is nutty.
 
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