MLB 2023: Houst*n wins, America loses
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
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Get the fuck out of here you turd. You are the biggest piece of shit sore winner, and acting like you have an ounce of grace or sportsmanship is an affront to gravys name.
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Kaines
Potato Supreme
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Muurloen
Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
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Fucking pot calling the god damn kettle black, you piece of shit.
Cant wait for your cunt and butthole to be bleeding for days after whoever comes out of the national league to pound you like a mallard duck.
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Muurloen
Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
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Jesus Christ. Just when I thought I've read one of the most retarded posts all year 10 minutes ago, another one parachutes its way into contention.Muurloen Your juiced midget did his part. But, it looks like the rest of the guys just didn't cheat hard enough this year. Maybe next year, with a bit more of Manfred's help you can get back over the hump and steal another trophy.
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OU Ariakas
Diet Dr. Pepper Enjoyer
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It says something about a baseball team that in an absolute must win game (at HOME) that the liability catcher goes 0 for, the rest of the bats are cold, and 5 out of 8 pitchers give up home runs. That is about the opposite of championship baseball.
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Pogi.G
Silver Baronet of the Realm
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Astros fans really are the worst. Talk nonstop shit for 3 days leading up to the start of the ALCS, and when they get blistered the last two games for a 20-6 run differential (at home), Astros fans want to try to take the high road like they are some sort of moral upstanding baseball is baseball fans like o' Muurloen here.
Fuck off, Astros fans deserve every piece of this humble pie.
My favorite quote from Astros fans:
We blew up the Rangers in the regular season. Astros win in 4!!
Fuck off, Astros fans deserve every piece of this humble pie.
My favorite quote from Astros fans:
We blew up the Rangers in the regular season. Astros win in 4!!
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OU Ariakas
Diet Dr. Pepper Enjoyer
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Astros fans really are the worst. Talk nonstop shit for 3 days leading up to the start of the ALCS, and when they get blistered the last two games for a 20-6 run differential (at home), Astros fans want to try to take the high road like they are some sort of moral upstanding baseball is baseball fans like o' Muurloen here.
Fuck off, Astros fans deserve every piece of this humble pie.
My favorite quote from Astros fans:
We blew up the Rangers in the regular season. Astros win in 4!!
Astros fans talked shit leading up to the game because they fucking blasted the Rangers the whole regular season. The series just went to 7 games so to act like the Astros fans crowing at you were some sort of baseless clingers is being disingenuous. I've only been an Astros fan for a few years, but this years' team has been living on the edge since midway through the first half of the season, so anyone talking to you like winning was a foregone conclusion is a moron (or doesn't really exist).
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Alex
Still a Music Elitist
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Fight
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Unless you cheat. Unless you know what pitch is going to be pitched ahead of time. Unless you have the commissioner of the fucking league in your pocket.
This collective group of fgts should have gotten the Black Sox treatment. That was the only way to absolve the sins they committed.
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That was the fastest pitch I've seen thrown in a game this year, and it probably couldn't have gone to a better target....
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TheNozz
Karazhan Raider
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Honest to God, if they had just been stripped of the 2017 Series title (not even awarded to Dodgers), the Astros could win every World Series for the next 40 years, and I'd give two shits.
Edit: Alternatively, since a lot of the 'stros supporters assert that every team cheats, if the league would show that the Dodgers were also cheating in 2017, I'd gladly retract my opinion.
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Kaines
Potato Supreme
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Rangers about to bring the first legitimate World Series championship to Texas.
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Furry
🌭🍔🇺🇦✌️SLAVA UKRAINI!✌️🇺🇦🍔🌭
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You’ll always have the player that cheats or the fans that steal signs at home games, it’s inevitable and just a part of baseball. The systematic organization the astros had was something else completely and they knew it was very no bueno when they were doing it.
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Alex
Still a Music Elitist
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