MLB 2023: Houst*n wins, America loses

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Pogi.G

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Oh Yeah Yes GIF by Jordan Belfort
 
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Gavinmad

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The list of cities with all 4 major league championships: NY, LA, Chicago, Boston..... DALLAS!!!!!!!
Congratulations, instead of 4 of the shittiest cities in the country the list is now 5 of the shittiest cities in the country.
 
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Haus

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So I'm gonna have to go have a finish to my sports cry after this but....

Hah, Bochy said fuck LeClerc.
There was actually a reason. LeClerc has NEVER pitched three days in a row. Would you want to risk that? Also Sborz had his game on.
 
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Regime

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Royals fan livin through the Rangers vicariously


Grats Rangers!
 
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Dalien

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Grats Ranger bros!

Just got home from the game. Since it could be another 22 years before there's another World Series game here, we said fuck it and got some nosebleeds up near the top behind home plate.

It was a rough game to watch as a D-Backs fan. We stranded like 9? guys in scoring position in the first 6 innings and Gallen had a no-hitter going still. Doesn't even matter that Sewald blew the 9th because we didn't score any fucking runs.

Anyways it was cool to be there and see a team win the World Series in person. There was a row of Rangers fans a couple rows down from us and everyone was cool with each other the whole game.

Here's hoping the D-Backs are contenders for the next several years, seeing as we're such a young team.
 
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TheNozz

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After this, I don’t want to hear fucking shit about how managers don’t matter.

You cannot tell me the Rangers hire Bochy and in his first season with them, wins the whole fucking thing
 
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Kaines

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After this, I don’t want to hear fucking shit about how managers don’t matter.

You cannot tell me the Rangers hire Bochy and in his first season with them, wins the whole fucking thing
In a rebuilding year. It will be nice to actually get the top of our rotation back next year.
 
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Kaines

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Parade route set. They will go right in front of Jerry World. Too sweet.

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TheNozz

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After this, I don’t want to hear fucking shit about how managers don’t matter.

You cannot tell me the Rangers hire Bochy and in his first season with them, wins the whole fucking thing
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Furry

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I hope I can find a diamondbacks World Series champ shirt before I leave Africa. Saw a guy rocking a Colin Kaepernick jersey yesterday.
 
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Kaines

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The Rangers started their season in spring training in Surprise, AZ as a 102 loss team. They ended their season 37 miles away in Phoenix, AZ as World Series Champions. Eat your fucking heart out, Moneyball.
 
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TomServo

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The Rangers started their season in spring training in Surprise, AZ as a 102 loss team. They ended their season 37 miles away in Phoenix, AZ as World Series Champions. Eat your fucking heart out, Moneyball.
My team went from a 100 loss team with home field advantage and got swept by rangers. Goooo orioles!
 
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Blitz

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As a DFW sports fan (and the auxiliary fandom of the Yankees), it's not very often you get the "good" side of sports. All these teams aren't really known to overperform, especially over the last 20-25 years outside of the rare Mavs, Stars, and Rangers runs (and they're often one hit teams that don't consistently stick). So it feels so damn good when the Rangers just completely obliterated expectations.

I love Chris Young.

WE WANT OHTANI, WE WANT OHTANI!
 
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