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Gavinmad

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Muurloen said:
BECAUSE THEY DUCKED OUT OF THE WAY
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Bregman wouldn't have been hit even if he hadn't moved, and Correa would have been hit in the back just below the shoulders which is high but still a bit low for headhunting.

Of course I'd never even heard of Joe Kelly before this incident, so maybe that's the most control he can muster.
 
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Muurloen

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Gavinmad said:
Bregman wouldn't have been hit even if he hadn't moved, and Correa would have been hit in the back just below the shoulders which is high but still a bit low for headhunting.
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Go ahead and you stand in there were you have less than six tenths of a second to react. If something is coming of your head you are getting out of the way.


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Of course I'd never even heard of Joe Kelly before this incident, so maybe that's the most control he can muster.
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He came up as a starter for St. Louis, washed out of there to the Red Sox as a reliever and now here he is.

Oh wait, I just follow only the Astros. I do not know what I am talking about.
 
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Sebudai

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The fastball was a foot and a half behind Bregman and Kelly couldn't spot his fastball to save his life. Correa would've just been plunked in the back. Maybe.

Anyway, when are opposing pitchers allowed to hit Astros players without being suspended for over 1/10th of the season? Any word on that from our beloved Commish?
 
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Sebudai

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You are a fucking moron. Shut the fuck up.
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I'm not the one who flip flopped on the reason for this suspension in a matter of like 57 seconds. You literally did that. You don't even know what you think.

You could've just acknowledged that this suspension was ridiculous and none of these posts would've happened.
 
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Muurloen

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I dont know where you went to school, but your parents should slap each and every one of your teachers from K through college (assuming you got that far).

I feel unbelievably bad for you and wish you well in life.
 
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Gavinmad

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This thread is more entertaining than the season has been so far, that's for sure.
 
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Muurloen

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Let me know when you figure out what you think.
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You missed one you smooth brained retard cunt.
 
Sebudai

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You missed one you smooth brained retard cunt.
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What does this have to do with you flip flopping on the reason for the suspension in a matter of seconds? Do you think I'm gonna lose track of this? In the span of a couple posts you insinuated the suspension was due to taunting, and then decided it was due to head hunting. Let me know when you make up your mind.

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And you still having answered my hypothetical.
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I literally did:
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And no, the Astros would've been well within their rights to retaliate in the time-honored tradition of baseball. I wouldn't have cared one bit.
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Are you having a stroke?
 
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Muurloen

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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Kelly was a fucking with the redsox in 2017 and won with the cheating sox in 2018.

This is your hero that is dispensing justice for the league? What a fucking god damn hypocritical loser.

en.wikipedia.org

Joe Kelly (pitcher) - Wikipedia

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Muurloen

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What does this have to do with you flip flopping on the reason for the suspension in a matter of seconds? Do you think I'm gonna lose track of this? In the span of a couple posts you insinuated the suspension was due to taunting, and then decided it was due to head hunting. Let me know when you make up your mind.




I literally did:




Are you having a stroke?
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You cant keep up with your smooth brain. Its ok. I understand. I will try my best to keep things slow for you.

Actually no I wont. I enjoy running circles around you atom mirrored brain all night long.
 
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Sebudai

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You cant keep up with your smooth brain. Its ok. I understand. I will try my best to keep things slow for you.

Actually no I wont. I enjoy running circles around you atom mirrored brain all night long.
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Hahaha, aaaaaaand checkmate. This is the post where you admitted defeat.

Sleep it off, and then go outside and have a nice weekend.
 
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Chanur

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You cant see it, and I am sorry for you. I truely am. You investment to whatever team you chose to give alliance to is your choice and you are welcome to be blind to any wrong doing that they may do, no matter how egregious it is.


League was specifically warned to not take matters in their own hands and Kelly thought he was above it. He was wrong.


I don't like anyone name Manfred, because a Manfred was the cunt that destroyed the Warhammer Old World.
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I mean the league warned not to use electronics for sign stealing but the Assterisks did it anyway. No player was suspended. Double standard? Yup. Is the commisioner a fucking moron? Yup.
 
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Sebudai

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Let's see, numerous personal attacks aimed at me that I just ignored because I'm sober. My education was insulted, my teachers were insulted, somehow my parents were dragged into this and insulted, my guild mates were insulted... I miss anything?

Yep, totally reasonable reaction to me taking issue with Joe Kelly being suspended 8 games for not hitting any Astros. Or for taunting. Whichever one we're going with at the moment.
 
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