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Alex

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It does suck Laureano is probably gonna get suspended though. He's been a baller.
 
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Any commissioner with a brain would say the ejection was the extent of Laureano’s punishment and give the Asterisk’s hitting coach a lifetime ban.
 
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Gankak

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Are these Astros pitchers going to get suspended for like a third of this shit season like the Dodgers pitcher that didn't even hit anyone? Or is the Commissioner just protecting the fucking cheaters?
 
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Kaines

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Are these Astros pitchers going to get suspended for like a third of this shit season like the Dodgers pitcher that didn't even hit anyone? Or is the Commissioner just protecting the fucking cheaters?
Commissioner has to protect his absolutely indefensible position of allowing the ASStricks to keep their stolen WS trophy
 
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Ameraves

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Let me see his Boston Redsox* one.
Shit like this is why you are such an insufferable faggot. Literally everyone in this thread has stated that if any other team is caught and proven to have cheated the way the Astros did, we would tear them apart just as much. You keep talking about it as if this has been proven by other teams, when in fact it has not.

What the Astros got caught red handed was far more egregious than anything else done by any other team, ever. If another team is caught doing it, they will get blasted as well (especially if they do it and win a championship)
 

Muurloen

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Shit like this is why you are such an insufferable faggot. Literally everyone in this thread has stated that if any other team is caught and proven to have cheated the way the Astros did, we would tear them apart just as much. You keep talking about it as if this has been proven by other teams, when in fact it has not.

What the Astros got caught red handed was far more egregious than anything else done by any other team, ever. If another team is caught doing it, they will get blasted as well (especially if they do it and win a championship)

Suck it long and suck it hard Trebek. Still waiting for the outrage.
 
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Muurloen

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RE: Laureano

I was out of town for most of the weekend, was able to listen to the games on Friday and Saturday, and saw the one that sent everything off on Sunday.

These were not intentional.



 

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Laureno joins Joe Kelly in the Hall of Hero's.

The 6-9 Assterisks are actual trash. Most of the cheaters are batting below .200 lol.
 
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Alex

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Laureano wasn't even mad about getting hit and then the bitch ass Astros hitting coach started running his mouth for some inexplicable reason.

They're making it really easy to hate them even more.
 
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Gavinmad

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I hope everyone in the astros clubhouse was giving that faggot hitting coach a ton of shit after the game.
 
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Nester

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How is that dime a dozen Hitting coach not fired yet? Astros are just Trash.

Apparently he was talking shit about Laureno’s mother.
 

Alex

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lol Laureano talking about the Astros coach


Ultimately, Laureano said, he wishes he had chosen not to run toward the Astros' dugout and waste his time on Cintron. "I regret charging him because he's a loser," Laureano told ESPN.
 
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Gavinmad

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Gavinmad

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Holy shit they actually got it mostly right for once.

Except as a member of the astros he should just be shot instead of suspended.
 
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The Trashstro's were able to game the system once again.

Wins and losses happen on the field. They had an employee that never takes the field, remove a division-leading opponent's important player for 8% of their games.

Manfred is fucking retarded and likely crooked.

EDIT: It's 6 games, 10% of the season. Fuckin cheaters.
 
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