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Goatface

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Lanx

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Ameraves said:
I can't believe with as much money as he has, Cormier lives in that shithole Gilroy. That place SUCKS

That gives DC a big advantage
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yea, DC said he's not playing for this rubber match, told stipe to get his wrestling shoes
 
Jozu

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I hope Stipe knocks him out so savage that DC retires immediately.

But we all know he will hug his way to a decision because he doesn't want to get touched.
 
Lanx

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Jozu said:
I hope Stipe knocks him out so savage that DC retires immediately.

But we all know he will hug his way to a decision because he doesn't want to get touched.
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DC is so horrible, embedded just gets him to play himself in the horrible game
 
Araxen

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Jozu said:
I hope Stipe knocks him out so savage that DC retires immediately.

But we all know he will hug his way to a decision because he doesn't want to get touched.
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I'll be honest. I want to see Francis give him a retirement knockout more, but DC will go full lnp against him.
 
yamikazo

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Stipe is one of the rare fighters who fights at his natural weight.

Why experiment putting on 20-40 pounds for one fight when you're the champ and in the conversation for best heavyweight ever?

Unlike a lot of the dudes at heavy, Stipe isn't a natural fattie. Who knows how his body would perform if he ate like a maniac?
 
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Jozu

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Stipe could win.

He just needs to nuetralize DC being a fat hugger. It will be hard but I think he can keep him at bay with a solid jab and good sprawl, awareness. If DC just humps all night and wins a decision......uhg.
 
Lanx

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jesus fuck, DC is almost back to his chicken dance ways, he's gonna sit on stipe and suffocate him
 
Fight

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The closest thing MMA has to Michael Jordan is Jon Jones or Anderson Silva.

DC is like Shaq. Bounced around to a few teams and got championships, won more often than he lost, and they both fat.
 
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