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mewkus

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bellator should just give up and rebrand as UFC: Retirement League

yeah but it's good for the ageing fighters to still be able to get a decent paycheck, and chase those lost dreams of glory.

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really don't care, but like to see burns win as Usman is so blah. whole welterweight is sorta blah. just noticed Till has moved up to 4th, which might be his highest ranking coming off 1 fight/loss last year.
 

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Usman is so blah
Glad to see someone else say that. I actually like the guy outside of the octagon from what I've heard from him, but he's just been boring to watch for me so far. Half the guys I watch UFC with are black and they keep sending me KKK memes and pictures because I didn't care much about watching this weekends fight, lol. These fuckers are getting watermelon at the next UFC party.
 
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Glad to see someone else say that. I actually like the guy outside of the octagon from what I've heard from him, but he's just been boring to watch for me so far. Half the guys I watch UFC with are black and they keep sending me KKK memes and pictures because I didn't care much about watching this weekends fight, lol. These fuckers are getting watermelon at the next UFC party.
what? no one in this thread will say usman is a joy and wonder to watch

he's a crotch sniffer, no one likes crotch sniffers

258 is a shit card
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honestly i didn't even think 258 was going to be on until the end of the month (numbered UFCs are usually every 3-4 weeks)

258 was like... ok we saw mcgregor get whopped and the week after that we saw reem get whopped, now it's 258 time.

Hell reading this god damn thread, i didn't even know fucking 258 was this week until you complained about your watermelon friends, i thought they were just doing usman/burns promo really early, maybe i should go back to posing the weekend ufc's on monday again
 

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"I was in the back. I remember sitting around the doctor, [coaches Mark Henry and Ricardo Almeida] were next to me, and I'm like, 'Damn, Mark. What happened?' He's like, 'You fought.' And I just couldn't remember who the f--- I fought. I'm like, 'Who'd I fight?' And he said, 'Sandhagen.' And I'm trying to remember training for the guy and I could not remember training for him. I was like, 'Since when was I supposed to fight him?' And he's like, 'F---ing two months. We've been training for two months.'"
When a physician asked Edgar the date, he initially replied September or December. He said his memory did return as he was being transported to a hospital to undergo a CT scan. He was released that evening and flew home to New Jersey the following day.

"I remember the warm-up; I even remember the first 20 seconds of the fight," Edgar said. "This is what I've been doing my whole life. I understand the risk."
 

Ameraves

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God damn. How do you as a coach and trainer, sit there and listen to your guy talk like that, and then not tell him it is time to hang it up. Fuck that is awful. The guy has been in some wars over the years. He's going to end up a potato.
 
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Goatface

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watching weighin stream, didn't realize it Gastelum is on 3 fight skid, 1st time is 6ish years fighting someone outside the top10.
8 of 24 fighters are from the contender series
burns and usman made weight
 
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Outside of Usman and Burns, the card is kinda bleh for me. I'm super stoked for the Usman/Burns fight, as I fucking love watching Burns fight.
 
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Jozu

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Burns is a pretty good striker.

Should be interesting. If Usman just wrestlerapes for 5 rounds again im done watching his fights. he needs a knockout or something, he is such a boring fighter. he did shit on Colby pretty badly, but 5 out of his last 6 fights have been boring as fuck decisions.
 
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Bobby Green collapsed after UFC 258 weigh-ins; status of Jim Miller fight in question

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Khamzat Chimaev out against Leon Edwards due to COVID-19 for Mar 13 card.
Wonderboy said he would fight Edwards on short notice
Edwards calls out Diaz
Dana says Edwards/Colby is in the works
 
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White: UFC eyeing Poirier-McGregor 3 for summer
 
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apparently Bobby Green's kidneys were shutting down and he thought it was just back pain also some type of lung problem, but supposedly minor issues.
 

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apparently Bobby Green's kidneys were shutting down and he thought it was just back pain also some type of lung problem, but supposedly minor issues.
just like frankie edgars most obvious CTE, cutting weight is also part of the game.
 
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