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Erronius

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So if a tree falls on top of you in a forest and starts pounding you out, does it really make a sound if Herb Dean isn't around for the late stoppage?


...or something
 
Jozu

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lol.

how do you get stopped by a tree.

My old boss used to participate in competitive lumberjacking. its pretty wild. Up high on a harness cutting wood.
 
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was looking at bigjohn's twitter, said the tree did kick back. last week someone tagged him to look at this clip

 
Jozu

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That gif should be about Herb Dean being late to stop a fight again, but in slo mo.
 
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Jozu

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But....why? This is just turning into Jake Paul making a mockery of washed up MMA fighters while simultaneously making a ton of money with little actual risk.

Woodley has looked FUCKING AWFUL recently. He isnt an esteemed striker by any stretch of anyone's imagination. He should at least fight a "striker". He is obviously navigating the waters very cautiously. He should ne fighting Mayweather not his brother.
 
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It's a disgrace for combat sports but I'd be doing the same thing in Paul's shoes. He's making a lifetime's worth of money with this bullshit, and if he's successful maybe several lifetimes'. Blame the people who buy his PPV.
 
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Gavinmad

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Embarrassment or not, I wouldn't be surprised if Askren made more money off that first round KO against Paul than he did from his entire MMA career.
 
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Gavinmad said:
Embarrassment or not, I wouldn't be surprised if Askren made more money off that first round KO against Paul than he did from his entire MMA career.
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You think so? Even his UFC stint? His ENTIRE career though? That would be insane if true and an embarrassment for MMA.
 
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Jozu said:
You think so? Even his UFC stint? His ENTIRE career though? That would be insane if true and an embarrassment for MMA.
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He only fought for the UFC 3 times, before that he was fighting for OneFC and Bellator. If the UFC is notorious for underpaying their fighters, I have to assume the pay at a smaller, less prestigious organization is even worse.
 
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Jozu said:
But....why? This is just turning into Jake Paul making a mockery of washed up MMA fighters while simultaneously making a ton of money with little actual risk.
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pretty sure the angle is woodly is/was askrens training partner gym buddy
 
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