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jayrebb

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It'd be fun to see a classic Diaz beatdown, something like the Penn fight. I'll watch it just on the off chance of that.

What's actually going to happen?
He'll get rocked early, like sat down maybe survive the round and get finished in round two. It's predicable. He doesn't care, free money.

Sometimes getting beat up for a million or two is enough. Fans are kidding themselves if they think it's more than that. If you've never competed as a professional in a sport you don't understand that the money is the thing. The vast majority of professional athletes are ok as long as the next paycheck is good.

Do you really think Diaz cares about the next two fights?


he has concerns about brain damage/CTE. this comeback was carefully negotiated with UFC.

he sat out for numerous reasons, but mentioned on many occasions he wasnt a fan of the damage hes taking.

anyone thats a fan of the golden age just be glad to see him again.
 

jayrebb

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not sure what rumble johnson has going on. must be the big C or kidney disease

"hopeful 2022" is a big stretch. so its something that requires long term treatment. he also said friends and family have to keep him strong.

i def dont want to assume something like that. but its not looking great.

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MAIN CARD (Pay-per-view, 10 p.m. ET)
  • Champ Alexander Volkanovski (144.5) vs. Brian Ortega (144) – for featherweight title
  • Champ Valentina Shevchenko (124) vs. Lauren Murphy (125) – for women’s flyweight title
  • Nick Diaz (185.5) vs. Robbie Lawler (184)
  • Curtis Blaydes (261) vs. Jairzinho Rozenstruik (257)
  • Jessica Andrade (126) vs. Cynthia Calvillo (126)
PRELIMINARY CARD (ESPNews, ESPN+, 8 p.m. ET)
  • Marlon Moraes (135.5) vs. Merab Dvalishvili (135.5)
  • Nasrat Haqparast (154.5) vs. Dan Hooker (155.5)
  • Shamil Abdurakhimov (258) vs. Chris Daukaus (231)
  • Roxanne Modafferi (125.5) vs. Taila Santos (125)
PRELIMINARY CARD (ESPN+, 6 p.m. ET)
  • Uros Medic (156) vs. Jalin Turner (156)
  • Cody Brundage (185.5) vs. Nick Maximov (185.5)
  • Martin Sano (170) vs. Matthew Semelsberger (170.5)
  • Omar Morales (145.5) vs. Jonathan Pearce (145.5)
 

Kirun

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Can't fuckin' wait! Even the prelims look solid. Moraes fight and Hooker fight should both be solid - Dvalishvili is a beast.
 
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Lanx

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MAIN CARD (Pay-per-view, 10 p.m. ET)
  • Champ Alexander Volkanovski (144.5) vs. Brian Ortega (144) – for featherweight title
  • Champ Valentina Shevchenko (124) vs. Lauren Murphy (125) – for women’s flyweight title
  • Nick Diaz (185.5) vs. Robbie Lawler (184)
  • Curtis Blaydes (261) vs. Jairzinho Rozenstruik (257)
  • Jessica Andrade (126) vs. Cynthia Calvillo (126)
PRELIMINARY CARD (ESPNews, ESPN+, 8 p.m. ET)
  • Marlon Moraes (135.5) vs. Merab Dvalishvili (135.5)
  • Nasrat Haqparast (154.5) vs. Dan Hooker (155.5)
  • Shamil Abdurakhimov (258) vs. Chris Daukaus (231)
  • Roxanne Modafferi (125.5) vs. Taila Santos (125)
PRELIMINARY CARD (ESPN+, 6 p.m. ET)
  • Uros Medic (156) vs. Jalin Turner (156)
  • Cody Brundage (185.5) vs. Nick Maximov (185.5)
  • Martin Sano (170) vs. Matthew Semelsberger (170.5)
  • Omar Morales (145.5) vs. Jonathan Pearce (145.5)
jesus christ, nick was probably wearing 18 tshirts on a bike while robbie was deciding between cheeseburger or double cheeseburger
 

Lanx

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holy shit he looks drained, not austawitz drained, just has dead eyes
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robbie didn't even bother taking off his shirt and shorts
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jayrebb

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what does injuring and tampering mean, probably smashed his own car or her car?

its possible he just shoved her and took his anger out on the car. wouldnt be that bad i guess if it was something very mild.

hes 265 now, so he definitely didnt hit anyone I reckon
 

Lanx

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what does injuring and tampering mean, probably smashed his own car or her car?

its possible he just shoved her and took his anger out on the car. wouldnt be that bad i guess if it was something very mild.

hes 265 now, so he definitely didnt hit anyone I reckon
lulz finacee, she's been the fiancee for like 10years


obviously shes the domestic violence

last i heard she lives in ny w/ the kids, while he's always at j/w, so she probably flew down to be with him accept the award, and shit happened
 

jayrebb

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lulz finacee, she's been the fiancee for like 10years


obviously shes the domestic violence

last i heard she lives in ny w/ the kids, while he's always at j/w, so she probably flew down to be with him accept the award, and shit happened

gotta be common law wife at least I figure they lived together long enough prior to his career kicking off.

i think if it hit court judge would rule them married and he'd lose half.

EDIT; new york abolished common law marriage in 1933. he's in the right state to act like a farm animal i guess
 

Lanx

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gotta be common law wife at least I figure they lived together long enough prior to his career kicking off.

i think if it hit court judge would rule them married and he'd lose half.

EDIT; new york abolished common law marriage in 1933. he's in the right state to act like a farm animal i guess
naw they are high school sweethearts, or fuck buddies cuz she got preggers his first year of college, he's just lucky he's immensely talented, with a body, legs and arms made for mma, and he dropped out and fought for a paycheck and actually made it work.
 

Lenas

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Does anyone doubt at ALL that Jones is roid raging? Jon Jones is the only one that could ever beat Jon Jones. Stupid fuck.
 
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looks like Hunt got the dismissal reversed and will be going to court, as far as i can see this is the only site reporting it