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Animosity

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Honestly just starting to feel bad for the guy. He clearly needs some serious mental health help and probably substance abuse. Sucks to see how his career turned out after being pretty much the most dominate UFC fighter of all time.
 
Goatface

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he could had a little police help doing that.

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Araxen

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Another day, another felony for Jon Jones.

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Jon Jones’ police report reveals disturbing details surrounding arrest, fiancée found with blood on face and clothes

The police report involving former UFC champion Jon Jones’ recent arrest has been released with disturbing details about an alleged altercation with his fiancée.
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According to the report, officers responded to a domestic disturbance at Caesars Palace after a call stating that a white female adult, later identified as Jones’ fiancée Jessie Moses, was bleeding from “her nose/mouth.”

After police arrived, they were informed that the suspect had just left the property and was picked up by another unit outside the hotel where he identified himself as Jon Jones. Police then stated that the former UFC champion resisted arrest as he was being taken into custody.

“As Jones was being detained, he became irate and smashed his head into the front hood of the [Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department] patrol vehicle leaving a medium size dent as well as chipping of some of the paint on the vehicle,” police wrote in the report.

Jones was later charged with injuring or disabling a vehicle, which due to the amount of the damage done is considered a felony in Nevada
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jooka

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Sounds like they got ahold of the wrong report and another more detailed one should be available
 
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Fiance: "No, he didn't hit me. I'm just covered in blood and too scared to go back to my room. How long do I have before he's out of jail?"

And apparently it was in front of his kids, too. The five year old is quoted asking the hotel security to call the cops.

What a piece of shit Jones is.
 
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Lanx

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Captain Suave said:
Fiance: "No, he didn't hit me. I'm just covered in blood and too scared to go back to my room. How long do I have before he's out of jail?"

And apparently it was in front of his kids, too. The five year old is quoted asking the hotel security to call the cops.

What a piece of shit Jones is.
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haha, no fine for smacking your bitch, BUT OH NOS the popo mobile is sacred

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Lanx said:
haha, no fine for smacking your bitch, BUT OH NOS the popo mobile is sacred
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The property damage is not debatable.

You can't prosecute domestic violence without cooperation of the victim, and the victims are often noncooperative because they are exposed to retribution and are financially dependent on the abuser (like in this case). It's tricky.
 
Lanx

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Captain Suave said:
You can't prosecute domestic violence without cooperation of the victim, and the victims are often noncooperative because they are exposed to retribution and are financially dependent on the abuser (like in this case). It's tricky.

The property damage is not debatable.
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i said b4, shes a 10year fiancee, and shes not his first choice, she just happens to be the mother of his children
 
Attog

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I keep reading articles about how Dana brought him to Vegas to induct him into the HOF and God help me if I don't honestly keep reading induct as indict.
 
Erronius

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So at the end of the day, all JJ accomplished after putting on all that weight was to further ruin his career and beat his GF?

/slowclap
 
Lanx

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Lauren Murphy reveals head coach tested positive for COVID-19 ahead of UFC 266, reacts to Daniel Cormier’s corner criticism

Lauren Murphy had a challenging fight week ahead of her title bout with Valentina Shevchenko which almost led to her withdrawing from the UFC 266 co-main event.
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sure, your coach getting covid is how valentina molly womped you

lulz
jon jones thinks he's irish now
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Jon Jones breaks silence following domestic violence arrest: ‘I will leave alcohol in my past forever’

Jon Jones has broken his silence following an arrest this past week on charges of battery domestic violence and injuring or tampering with a vehicle in Las Vegas.
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i just made some pretty bomb ass korean fried chicken, spice was done with chili pepper infusion

anyway, does anyone care?

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i have no idea how santos is a slight favorite, having 3l's.

but he's facing that clown jonny walker, and he like half a round of cardio b/4 he turns to shit and santos loves going the distance

maybe we'll see a cool sub from misha
 
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UFC Fight Night 193 Weigh-in Results:
Thiago Santos (206) vs. Johnny Walker (204.5)
Kyle Daukaus (185.5) vs. Kevin Holland (183.5)
Alex Oliveira (169.5) vs. Niko Price (170.5)
Misha Cirkunov (185.5) vs. Krzysztof Jotko (185.5)
Macy Chiasson (136) vs. Aspen Ladd (137)*
Mike Breeden (158.5)** vs. Alexander Hernandez (154.5)
Jared Gordon (155) vs. Joe Solecki (155.5)
Casey O'Neill (125) vs. Antonina Shevchenko (125.5)
Bethe Correia (138.5)*** vs. Karol Rosa (135.5)
Jamie Mullarkey (155.5) vs. Devonte Smith (155.5)
Gaetano Pirrello (134.5) vs. Douglas Silva de Andrade (135)
Stephanie Egger (135) vs. Shanna Young (134.5)
Johnny Eduardo (135.5) vs. Alejandro Perez (136)

* Ladd missed weight by one pound and the fight has been canceled.
** Breeden missed weight by 2.5 pounds and has been fined a percentage of his purse.
*** Correia missed weight by 2.5 pounds and has been fined a percentage of her purse.


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