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Kirun

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cruz is fighting on the prelims, wtf, time to hang it up
Yeah, I think Cruz was trying to make the transition to commentary, but I'm starting to wonder if he got pushed out by Bisping/Felder. So, he said, "fuck it" and went back to fighting.
 

Blazin

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man whoever loses is gonna have the avatar of shame for xmas, new years and even past mlk day

i guess olivera is my pony and Bandwagon Bandwagon is gonna side with dp

until the next ufc, 270 Amod Amod
Please don't make me read, if there is a bet in here somewhere spell it out for me like you would to a child.
 
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Bandwagon

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Please don't make me read, if there is a bet in here somewhere spell it out for me like you would to a child.
If Dustin P wins UFC 269, Lanx Lanx has to wear the Mickey Wooney avatar until UFC 270

If Charles O wins UFC 269, I have to wear an avatar of Lanx's wife's tits until UFC 270 (He'll PM the pic to me after 269)
 
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Blazin

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If Dustin P wins UFC 269, Lanx Lanx has to wear the Mickey Wooney avatar until UFC 270

If Charles O wins UFC 269, I have to wear an avatar of Lanx's wife's tits until UFC 270 (He'll PM the pic to me after 269)
It’s official I’ll properly record soon as I’m off my phone.
 
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Kirun

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Lanx's wife's tits
community abed GIF
 
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Lanx

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If Dustin P wins UFC 269, Lanx Lanx has to wear the Mickey Wooney avatar until UFC 270

If Charles O wins UFC 269, I have to wear an avatar of Lanx's wife's tits until UFC 270 (He'll PM the pic to me after 269)
she had to get new running bras cuz the elastic died on the others
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Goatface

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Vettori saying Costa is having weight issues, hints might be catch weight or at 205
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calhoonjugganaut

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The fight was agreed upon at 185, then changed to 195 this week, then 205 two days later. Marvin Vettori has been pretty cool about it considering he's annoying as shit in all other settings. As far as I know all Costa has to give up is 20% of his purse for missing weight by 20 lbs. You'd think they'd make you suck a dick at that point or something. Motherfucker thinks he's Nick Diaz or something. They aren't really fighting for anything I guess, so as long as Vettori is cool with it, let em go.
 

Lanx

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and you thought rose numanunes and pat barry was sketch...

valentina was on jre and said she's been with her coach since she was 5, she is 33now

her coach is married to her older sister, the less talented but better looking schvchenco, antonia

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this pedo has been grooming these two sisters for over 20years
 
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jayrebb

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not sure what costa is doing classing himself out of even light heavyweight

he had to kill himself to make 205 and will suffer for it. hes so depleted and on the verge of kidney failure.

those types of changes athletes arent supposed to make this late in their career