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Goatface

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and got stanky leg from nganou
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think it took cain 6 months to admit he went out.
that seems like so long ago.
 

jayrebb

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While we got you here fact-checking. How about those 4 bills? Or is it more of a 380'er right now
 

Jozu

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I remember jayrebb from waaaay back when he used to be a super aggresive shit slinger.

he has softened his shtick over time and occasionally drops a gem due to his autistic attention to detail regarding strange or niche subjects. Has always had a weird way of making these subliminal, cryptic posts with an odd sense of superiority though lol.

I do respect his longevity and commitment to the forum nonetheless.
 
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I remember jayrebb from waaaay back when he used to be a super aggresive shit slinger.

he has softened his shtick over time and occasionally drops a gem due to his autistic attention to detail regarding strange or niche subjects. Has always had a weird way of making these subliminal, cryptic posts with an odd sense of superiority though lol.

I do respect his longevity and commitment to the forum nonetheless.
I'm known for my shitting poetry thread. Its in the rickshaw.
 

jayrebb

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I remember jayrebb from waaaay back when he used to be a super aggresive shit slinger.

he has softened his shtick over time and occasionally drops a gem due to his autistic attention to detail regarding strange or niche subjects. Has always had a weird way of making these subliminal, cryptic posts with an odd sense of superiority though lol.

I do respect his longevity and commitment to the forum nonetheless.

I thought about bringing the old 'rebb back a few years ago, but the fact is the forum is a little smaller now and MMA is more popular than ever.

Guys I interact with in other sections of the forum overlap here, much more than in the early 2000's. It'd be doing a big disservice to posters that don't deserve it. I used to be able to count on one hand how many posters were active in the MMA forum plus heavily active in other forums. I'm not going to kick guys like Big E and Oblio in the balls daily.

Bandwagon on the other hand...
 

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Totally shocking. What could have led to this??

Red flag #2, when you're still only "engaged" after 15 years, four kids, and life-changing wealth. (#1 obviously, is repeated domestic abuse. Dude's got some nerve to feel sorry for himself.)
don't forget suspected cheating

his car crash they found a crack pipe and condoms

why does he need condoms when he has 4 kids

why does he need condoms in nevada where his "fiancee" has been living in ny her entire life?

he and holly can now officially hook up

what they do w/ yoel is their business
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Erronius

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I thought about bringing the old 'rebb back a few years ago, but the fact is the forum is a little smaller now and MMA is more popular than ever.

Guys I interact with in other sections of the forum overlap here, much more than in the early 2000's. It'd be doing a big disservice to posters that don't deserve it. I used to be able to count on one hand how many posters were active in the MMA forum plus heavily active in other forums. I'm not going to kick guys like Big E and Oblio in the balls daily.

Bandwagon on the other hand...


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Goatface

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Main card (7PM ET on ESPN+):

Catchweight (160 lbs): Islam Makhachev (160) vs. Bobby Green (158)
Middleweight: Misha Cirkunov (185.5) vs. Wellington Turman (185)
Flyweight: Priscila Cachoeira (125) vs. Ji Yeon Kim (126)
Lightweight: Arman Tsarukyan (156) vs. Joel Alvarez (156)
Middleweight: Gregory Rodrigues (186) vs. Armen Petrosyan (186)

Prelim card (4PM ET on ESPN+):

Lightweight: Ignacio Bahamondes (154.5) vs. Zhu Rong (160)*
Featherweight: Josiane Nunes (145.5) vs. Ramona Pascual (146)
Lightweight: Terrance McKinney (156) v. Fares Ziam (155)
Featherweight: Alejandro Perez (144.5) vs. Jonathan Martinez (144)
Welterweight: Ramiz Brahimaj (170.5) vs. Michael GIllmore (170.5)
Flyweight: Victor Altamirano (123) vs. Carlos Hernandez (125)


*Zhu Rong missed weight by four pounds.

Rong missed weight in sept by 2 pounds at UFC Vegas 37

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Erronius

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I have to give Green props for the last minute replacement.

But I honest to God think Islam is going to toy with him.


(barring some sort of freak flash KO)