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Lanx

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I think because it’s Florida he’s kinda fucked even if Colby didn’t want to press charges.
colby should play this interview where jorge admits his game is to sucker punchh


also ppl are thinking colby was setup, he had dinner w/ the crew that interviewd him (the ones that interviewed trump and got pulled) so theyre thinking they called jorge and told him where colby was at to create more drama.

also dc in all his shittyness is saying this is partially colby fault cuz he smack talks
 

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colby should play this interview where jorge admits his game is to sucker punchh


also ppl are thinking colby was setup, he had dinner w/ the crew that interviewd him (the ones that interviewed trump and got pulled) so theyre thinking they called jorge and told him where colby was at to create more drama.

also dc in all his shittyness is saying this is partially colby fault cuz he smack talks

DC can be such a cunt. They are in a sport where if you smack talk, the other guy can legally beat the fuck out of them for entertainment.
 

jooka

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Pretty sure they posted a vid of them at the restaurant eating before it went down, not saying they didn’t set him up or some shit but it wasn’t exactly a secret either
 

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He reportedly damaged Covington’s $90,000 USD Rolex watch that will require $15,000 USD in servicing
 

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My list of reasons not to live in Florida is getting really long.
In Florida the charges can be dropped if the victim does not wish to press charges and the case is not domestic violence related. Florida is the best state in the union, guessing you’re a lockdown cuck.
 
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was checking on other fighters legal shit, saw that luis pena had announced he had signed 1st fight after ufc, it was in Russia...
 
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Lanx

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dumbbred is just so dumb, tries to start a fighting org, and LIEING to the commission ("have you been charged???" no) now he can't be a promoter

just a total fuck up
 

Lanx

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damn colby really broke jorge, this 2.1 gpa dude wants to go back to college, lulz



also jorge is def gonna get the criminal mischief charge cuz he came in w/ a mask and 5 homies
 

jooka

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Technically he didn't lie since he hadn't been charged at the time, him referring to it as mutual is pretty hysterical tho.
 

Goatface

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so conor posted and deleted this
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while looking at conor's timeline, apparently he and jared leto want to make a movie about conor.


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Lanx

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rda had the foot of a 600lb man
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but yea him and tferg are tied for

"life would be different if i didn't fuck up my foot over something stupid"
 

Erronius

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In Florida the charges can be dropped if the victim does not wish to press charges and the case is not domestic violence related.

Well, too bad Colby wanted to press charges like a bitch, I guess?


Florida is the best state in the union, guessing you’re a lockdown cuck.

Guess I hit a nerve, Florida Man?

Just sack up and admit your state is trash. I mean, fuck, I'm not insecure about admitting the states I've lived in are garbage. I even joke with Lanx Lanx about it. But yeah man, get mad about it!
 
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Main card (7PM ET on ESPN/ESPN+):

Heavyweight: Curtis Blaydes (259) vs. Chris Daukaus (243)
Flyweight: Joanne Wood (125) vs. Alexa Grasso (125)
Welterweight: Matt Brown (170.5) vs. Bryan Barberena (170.5)
Flyweight: Askar Askarov (126) vs. Kai Kara-France (125.5)
Heavyweight: Alexey Oleinik (246) vs. Ilir Latifi (239.5)
Lightweight: Marc Diakiese (155) vs. Viacheslav Borshchev (155.5)

Prelim card (4PM ET on ESPN/ESPN+):

Welterweight: Neil Magny (170) vs. Max Griffin (171)
Bantamweight: Sara McMann (135) vs. Karol Rosa (135)
Bantamweight: Danaa Batgerel (136) vs. Chris Gutierrez (135)
Middleweight: Aliaskhab Khizriev (185) vs. Denis Tiuliulin (185.5)
Flyweight: Jennifer Maia (126) vs. Manon Fiorot (125.5)
Flyweight: David Dvorak (125.5) vs. Matheus Nicolau (126)
Featherweight: Luis Saldana (145) vs. Bruno Souza (144)
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Hey Lanx Lanx - Let's double or nothing this avatar bet from last UFC event. I'm tired of staring at your jolly grandpa's mug.

Flyweight: Askar Askarov (126) vs. Kai Kara-France (125.5)
If Kai wins, I pick your avatar until the next UFC event (and can change mine immediately).

If Askar wins, I wear this fucking thing until UFC 274.

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Lanx

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Hey Lanx Lanx - Let's double or nothing this avatar bet from last UFC event. I'm tired of staring at your jolly grandpa's mug.


If Kai wins, I pick your avatar until the next UFC event (and can change mine immediately).

If Askar wins, I wear this fucking thing until UFC 274.

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i literally have never heard of either of these 2, ever
 
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