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Israel Adesanya insists UFC 281 TKO stoppage vs. Alex Pereira was premature: 'I didn't get rocked-rocked'

Israel Adesanya goes into detail about his what he was thinking before referee Marc Goddard stepped in at UFC 281.
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Israel Adesanya says he was dealing with ‘medical stuff’ ahead of UFC 281

Israel Adesanya suffered his first loss in a year and a half, at the hands of longtime rival Alex Pereira at UFC 281 on Saturday. During the post-fight scrum,
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he fancies himself as nogger cat
“I just got to look after myself, ‘cause my health comes first. Even think about Chadwick Boseman, when everyone was making fun of him. ‘Oh, he looks so this, he looks so skinny, he looks so sleepy…’ Not knowing behind the scenes he was fighting cancer.
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Adesanya is cringe. Just an all around lame dude. Couldnt be happier for Poatan.
 
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THE GOAT WITH THE GOAT TEAM? GOD DAMN I KNEEL
 
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lulz meatball was ranked 15 and already kicked out of rankings after getting whomped
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womens flyweight is so horrible too
 
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early card tomorrow

UFC Vegas 65

Main card 4:00 PM EST ESPN+
Derrick Lewis (263) vs. Sergey Spivak (254)
Ion Cutelaba (206) vs. Kennedy Nzechukwu (205)
Chase Sherman (256) vs. Waldo Cortes-Acosta (259)
Andre Fialho (170.5) vs. Muslim Salikhov (170)
Jack Della Maddalena (170) vs. Danny Roberts (170)

Preliminary card 1:00 PM EST ESPN+
Charles Johnson (125.5) vs. Zhalgas Zhumagulovn (126)
Jennifer Maia (125) vs. Maryna Moroz (124.5)
Vince Morales (136) vs. Miles Johns (136)
Kevin Natividad (135.5) vs. Ricky Turcios (136)
Vanessa Demopoulos (116) vs. Maria Oliveira (115.5)
Brady Hiestand (135) vs. Fernie Garcia (136)
Natalia Silva (125) vs. Tereza Bleda (125.5)
 
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early card tomorrow

UFC Vegas 65

Main card 4:00 PM EST ESPN+
Derrick Lewis (263) vs. Sergey Spivak (254)
Ion Cutelaba (206) vs. Kennedy Nzechukwu (205)
Chase Sherman (256) vs. Waldo Cortes-Acosta (259)
Andre Fialho (170.5) vs. Muslim Salikhov (170)
Jack Della Maddalena (170) vs. Danny Roberts (170)

Preliminary card 1:00 PM EST ESPN+
Charles Johnson (125.5) vs. Zhalgas Zhumagulovn (126)
Jennifer Maia (125) vs. Maryna Moroz (124.5)
Vince Morales (136) vs. Miles Johns (136)
Kevin Natividad (135.5) vs. Ricky Turcios (136)
Vanessa Demopoulos (116) vs. Maria Oliveira (115.5)
Brady Hiestand (135) vs. Fernie Garcia (136)
Natalia Silva (125) vs. Tereza Bleda (125.5)
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jesus, black beast coming in w/ 2 buckets of chicken

i like how they segregated all the fatties to the main card and kept the midgets and girls on the prelims
 
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How TF are you supposed to know which is which? No season/episode text?
 

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A sample positive, waiting on B sample. coach said is wasn't a performance enhancing drug
 
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Insider's Scoop: Jon Jones latest, Tatiana Suarez's comeback, UFC's 2023 U.K. return, and more

MMA Junkie’s Nolan King shares news tidbits and rumblings from around the MMA world.
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apparently stipe is/was the hold up in the jones fight. ufc wants jones/francis in march at ufc 285, if francis isn't ready, they will try blades.

francis last fight was 10 months ago
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Stipe can go retire. He doesn't need Jones to destroy his knees unless the money is going to be there. He knows the type of strikes Jones prefers can have a lasting effect.

I'd turn down that fight too. He had a good run already.
 
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Insider's Scoop: Jon Jones latest, Tatiana Suarez's comeback, UFC's 2023 U.K. return, and more

MMA Junkie’s Nolan King shares news tidbits and rumblings from around the MMA world.
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apparently stipe is/was the hold up in the jones fight. ufc wants jones/francis in march at ufc 285, if francis isn't ready, they will try blades.

francis last fight was 10 months ago
blades 4 months
stipe 20 months
jones 30.5 months
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wrong, jj recently fought a car
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Id say Jones still needs another year or two to really grow into his heavyweight frame. He has been working hard in his 3 and a half year transition up to heavy, so hes looking at a 5 or 6 year training camp.

Legendary stuff.

But seriously him vs Blades is actually a good fight. That is a serious win at HW for him, not as serious as beating Stipe, but still would be impressive. 285 is when in the spring? That would be almost 4 years he took to get to HW?
 
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Jiri Prochazka vacates after injury; UFC 282 headlined by Magomed Ankalaev vs. Jan Blachowicz title fight

UFC 282 and the light heavyweight division as a whole saw major shakeups after Jiri Prochazka suffered a serious shoulder injury.
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Jiri Prochazka isn’t UFC light heavyweight champion anymore, and the man expected to challenge for the title no longer will.

The UFC 282 main event between Prochazka (29-3-1 MMA, 3-0 UFC) and former champ Glover Teixiera (33-8 MMA, 16-6 UFC) has been canceled. Prochazka suffered a “serious” shoulder injury and has vacated his title, Yahoo Sports! first reported Wednesday.

With Prochazka out, the promotion has elevated Magomed Ankalaev (17-1 MMA, 9-1 UFC) vs. Jan Blachowicz (29-9 MMA, 12-6 UFC) to the UFC 282 main event for the 205-pound championship.

“UFC light heavyweight champion Jiri Prochazka has suffered a shoulder injury that will require a significant rehabilitation period,” the UFC said in a statement. “Out of respect to the athletes and the division, Prochazka has elected to vacate his title and will compete for the belt as soon as he is medically cleared.”

UFC president Dana White later shed light on the severity of Prochazka’s injured right shoulder.

“This is the worst shoulder injury the doctors have seen in UFC history,” White told Yahoo Sports!. “It’s really f*cking bad. His shoulder is very, very bad. He’s going to have serious surgery that will require extensive rehab.”
 
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