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looks like it's gonna be 1 round black beast, theyre fighting at elevation, he gonna be doing that dada5000 breathing
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looks like it's gonna be 1 round black beast, theyre fighting at elevation, he gonna be doing that dada5000 breathing
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Sean isn't aggressive enough for Izzy. He'll get fucking destroyed by that goofy ass stance he has and the fact that he just sits in the middle of the ring waiting to counter.
It'll basically be the Romero fight redux. Izzy needs to go up. There's nothing left for him in middleweight. Sure, you could throw him Sean because there's nobody else but it's dumb as a headliner of a PPV.
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UFC 291
MAIN CARD (Pay-per-view, 10 p.m. ET)
Dustin Poirier (155) vs. Justin Gaethje (156)
Jan Blachowicz (205) vs. Alex Pereira (205.5)
Michel Pereira (174)* vs. Stephen Thompson (170.5)
Derrick Lewis (263.5) vs. Marcos Rogerio de Lima (262)
Tony Ferguson (155) vs. Bobby Green (155.5)
Michael Chiesa (170) vs. Kevin Holland (169.5)
PRELIMINARY CARD (ABC/ESPN/ESPN+, 8 p.m. ET)
Gabriel Bonfim (170) vs. Trevin Giles (170)
Vinicius Salvador (128.5)** vs. CJ Vergara (125.5)
Roman Kopylov (185) vs. Claudio Ribeiro (185.5)
Darrius Flowers (170.5) vs. Jake Matthews (170)
PRELIMINARY CARD (ESPN+, 6:30 p.m. ET)
Uros Medic (170.5) vs. Matthew Semelsberger (169.5)
Priscila Cachoeira (125) vs. Miranda Maverick (125.5)
*Michel Pereira missed the welterweight limit. If the fight is approved at a catchweight, he is expected to be fined a percentage of his purse.
**Salvador missed the flyweight limit and was fined 20 percent of his show purse.
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Michel Pereira vs Stephen Thompson is OFF
Vinicius Salvador vs. CJ Vergara moved to prelims
Derrick Lewis vs. Marcos Rogerio de Lima moved to main card
UFC 291
MAIN CARD (Pay-per-view, 10 p.m. ET)
Dustin Poirier (155) vs. Justin Gaethje (156)
Jan Blachowicz (205) vs. Alex Pereira (205.5)
Derrick Lewis (263.5) vs. Marcos Rogerio de Lima (262)
Tony Ferguson (155) vs. Bobby Green (155.5)
Michael Chiesa (170) vs. Kevin Holland (169.5)
PRELIMINARY CARD (ABC/ESPN/ESPN+, 8 p.m. ET)
Gabriel Bonfim (170) vs. Trevin Giles (170)
Vinicius Salvador (128.5)** vs. CJ Vergara (125.5)
Roman Kopylov (185) vs. Claudio Ribeiro (185.5)
Darrius Flowers (170.5) vs. Jake Matthews (170)
PRELIMINARY CARD (ESPN+, 6:30 p.m. ET)
Uros Medic (170.5) vs. Matthew Semelsberger (169.5)
Priscila Cachoeira (125) vs. Miranda Maverick (125.5)
*Michel Pereira missed the welterweight limit. If the fight is approved at a catchweight, he is expected to be fined a percentage of his purse.
**Salvador missed the flyweight limit and was fined 20 percent of his show purse.
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Michel Pereira vs Stephen Thompson is OFF
Vinicius Salvador vs. CJ Vergara moved to prelims
Derrick Lewis vs. Marcos Rogerio de Lima moved to main card
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Rules should be...
-1st time you miss weight, fined 50% of your purse, and goes to your opponent.
-2nd time you miss weight fined 75% of your purse, goes to your opponent, and you must fight your next fight in the next weight division up.
-3rd time you miss weight, GTFO of the UFC and go fight in some other league.
If these fat fucking tiramisu eaters don't take their careers seriously or respect their opponents, they should get more than a slap on the wrist.
-1st time you miss weight, fined 50% of your purse, and goes to your opponent.
-2nd time you miss weight fined 75% of your purse, goes to your opponent, and you must fight your next fight in the next weight division up.
-3rd time you miss weight, GTFO of the UFC and go fight in some other league.
If these fat fucking tiramisu eaters don't take their careers seriously or respect their opponents, they should get more than a slap on the wrist.
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Yeah, I agree. That's why Wonderboy is the man. I'm glad he stepped up and said "fuck that'.
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Probably because he sucks now. Justin broke him and beat the living fuck out of him.
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Despite losing skid, Tony Ferguson doesn't plan to retire anytime soon: 'I'm barely hitting my prime'
Ahead of UFC 291, Tony Ferguson feels his prime is just getting started.
mmajunkie.usatoday.com
would be interesting to see the old tony once again, but very low odds of that happening. couldn't find how many more fights are on his current contract, but if he goes 0-6 would almost have to cut him. then again he was on the main card over lewis/lima who are both ranked and bj penn did go 0-7-1 before getting cut.
while looking at other records, cowboy cerrone went 0-6-1, he was on a 3 win streak, then got beat by tony and never won again.
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he was 205.5 at 11am and apparently post the 228 at 2am
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