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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Homsar
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I'm not sure where he's getting at with this. I find it hard to believe that many UFC fighters were getting drug tested last year. 1100 people tested in 3 months? Anyone In the top 10 is lucky to fight twice in a year it seems
Lanx
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novitzky always wanted to catch the stars and he'd act upon using his "smell test"
why the most tested (at the time) was holly, who knows
Former UFC champ Holly Holm first to be honored for 50 clean USADA tests
Holly Holm has done everything possible to prove she’s a clean fighter by submitting 50 “flawless” USADA drug test samples.
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Goatface
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didn't see 2023
Henry Cejudo, Israel Adesanya, Amanda Lemos, Roman Dolidze – 13
Jorge Masvidal, Rose Namajunas, Misha Cirkunov – 14
Kamaru Usman – 15
Neil Magny – 16
Manel Kape (Manuel Gomes) – 17
Paulo Costa – 20
Jiri Prochazka – 64
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still not clear, if like Jiri was visited 64 different times, or do they count 1 visit with 3 different sample types taken as 3 tests. so far this year, conor is most test with 5, don't think anyone else has more than 3.
jayrebb
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novitzky always wanted to catch the stars and he'd act upon using his "smell test"
why the most tested (at the time) was holly, who knows
Former UFC champ Holly Holm first to be honored for 50 clean USADA tests
Holly Holm has done everything possible to prove she’s a clean fighter by submitting 50 “flawless” USADA drug test samples.
Jiri looked very human and normal in his comeback after he got stripped and had surgery.
I don't think Novitzky would be able to sniff anything on 2024 Jiri.
Goatface
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so usada was counting each sample as a test
ufcantidoping.com
so they got 64 samples from Prochazka 28 sessions
2024 – Test History – Test History – UFC Anti-Doping
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so they got 64 samples from Prochazka 28 sessions
Muurloen
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Muurloen
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Ome
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Exactly her fights were less then a minute each due to fighting cans. Before Holly she claims she had a bad weight cut, fell down the stairs getting a concussion before the fight, and had the wrong mouthguard, talk about excuses. On top of that she says something along the lines of knowing she is the greatest fighter ever and I wouldn't doubt that she's basing that on both men and women fighters. She didn't get concussed she went full retard.
Gavinmad
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She's the wish version of Royce Gracie. Both very one dimensional fighters who dominated poorly rounded competition, but at least Royce has the legacy of being one of MMA's foremost pioneers whereas Rousey was a can crusher with delusions of grandeur. Both poor losers who couldn't gracefully handle the sport passing them by, Royce is a cheater and Ronda is a liar.
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UFC Star Jon Jones Threatens to Kill Drug Tester, APD Responds - ABQ RAW
Albuquerque – The Albuquerque Police Department responded to a call, after a person working for a drug testing agency was trying to obtain a drug test from UFC fighter Jon Jones. The UFC partners with a drug testing program called Drug Free Sport International and it is in charge of the...
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Sources who are not authorized to speak to the media said the drug tester noticed Jones appeared extremely intoxicated and threatened to kill the tester. Jones at one point even snagged the drug testers cell phone. The incident happened at the end of March however the tester went to a location nearby Jones home today to report the incident. A court record search did not produce any criminal summons or charges related to this incident as of today.
The tester met with officers at another location in far northeast Albuquerque. APD is currently investigating the alleged criminal act.
Lanx
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what criminal act?UFC Star Jon Jones Threatens to Kill Drug Tester, APD Responds - ABQ RAW
Albuquerque – The Albuquerque Police Department responded to a call, after a person working for a drug testing agency was trying to obtain a drug test from UFC fighter Jon Jones. The UFC partners with a drug testing program called Drug Free Sport International and it is in charge of the...
Sources who are not authorized to speak to the media said the drug tester noticed Jones appeared extremely intoxicated and threatened to kill the tester. Jones at one point even snagged the drug testers cell phone. The incident happened at the end of March however the tester went to a location nearby Jones home today to report the incident. A court record search did not produce any criminal summons or charges related to this incident as of today.
The tester met with officers at another location in far northeast Albuquerque. APD is currently investigating the alleged criminal act.
jon is just kicking out an asshole on his property
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