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This is being super retarded, especially after being caught for the same f'n thing.
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And really, who believes the first time was accidental? If I were an A-class millionaire athlete inclined to take PEDs, I'd keep a supply of known tainted supplements with which to cover my ass if I got busted. I don't believe for a second that Jones was really taking off-brand gas station Viagra.

No one gets the benefit of the doubt after Lance Armstrong. Smart athletes who care just don't pop for this stuff by accident.
 
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And really, who believes the first time was accidental? If I were an A-class millionaire athlete inclined to take PEDs, I'd keep a supply of known tainted supplements with which to cover my ass if I got busted. I don't believe for a second that Jones was really taking off-brand gas station Viagra.

No one gets the benefit of the doubt after Lance Armstrong. Smart athletes who care just don't pop for this stuff by accident.
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I remember the first time he was like, it's the supplements bro!!!, Then I think GAT, his only sponsor left, chimed in, and he retracted.

Then came up with the Anderson silva dick pills, while his wife and two kids have been in NY, all the time, whose he using the dick pills for?
 
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I remember the first time he was like, it's the supplements bro!!!, Then I think GAT, his only sponsor left, chimed in, and he retracted.

Then came up with the Anderson silva dick pills, while his wife and two kids have been in NY, all the time, whose he using the dick pills for?
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No source offhand because its been a year, but the inventory of the car wreck indicated he was really active in the hookup scene. There was a bunch of condoms, large amounts of cash spilled everywhere. The inventory of the car was in disarray. Rumor is he was on Tinder and doing the whole Tinder thing while training in New Mexico. He's just your average ghetto kid minus the actual ghetto. D.C. was right he's a knock and a fraud.

Tweet is too little too late. Where was he last week? Working up the Satanic gall for another round of lies
 
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Tweet is too little too late. Where was he last week? Working up the Satanic gall for another round of lies
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Lol he shoulda left god out of that tweet, we all know he's a fake Christian, he only cares about god when he's in trouble, and since he's always in trouble, really seems like he's a good faring man, lol.

Crash into a bitch and her unborn baby, she ain't dead!!! Praise Jesus!!!

Only six months probation, praise Jesus!!!

Oh no, get caught with drugs, it's dik pill!!!, They believe me!!! Praise jesus!!!

Get caught again!!! Jesus where are you???
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I watch Live PD and I see people every week saying they swear on their parents, kids, wife, etc.. that they don't have any drugs in the car. The officer then calls for a drug dog and guess what they find? Drugs! lol
 
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UFC Fight Night
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Rockhold vs Branch
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Prelims
8PM/5PM ETPT
Main Card
10PM/7PM ETPT

Looks like a pretty good card
 
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Morning Report: Mike Winkeljohn: A four-year suspension could be the end of Jon Jones’ career

if I had to guess it’s going to come out that there’s been something that he took to rehydrate himself after his cut or somewhere in that style, that time that was some kind of substance that he thought was just a supplement, that someone said, ‘hey, this will make you feel better, it’s got electrolytes in it and stuff,’ but it was tainted.
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This is JJ's defense. Dude is fucked lol.
 
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Yeah, well I am done with being a Jones Fan, however I still can't bring myself to be a DC Fan and will eagerly be awaiting the rise of the next Bad Ass LHW to dethrone DC. I hope the UFC releases Jones and he goes to Japan or some organization like One FC the steroid use is rampant. I would watch his fights and would be interesting to see him go against other guys using. It will be interesting to see what becomes of Jones and his career.
 
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Yeah pretty much same. Really enjoyed watching JJ as a fighter since he was so dominant and did some crazy stuff but it's pretty obvious now he was doing something his entire career which is just sad. Will always be known as the GOAT that never was at this point imo.

Volkan Oezdemir This is probably the guy to keep an eye on for potential next LHW bad ass.
 
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"it’s got electrolytes in it and stuff"

it was the XYIENCE

speaking of energy drinks
McGregor is getting sued for $95k by a guy who says he was hit by a can in the back Conor threw at Diaz at the 202 pre-fight
 
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What the fuck kind of damages can you claim a can hitting you in the back did that come up to almost 6 figures? "Your honor, the can caused 3 discs to slip and I required surgery and PT for 3 years because of his reckless can throwing!"
 
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Yeah I read that also lol. He is claiming shoulder apparently not the back though. He had 5k in medical bills from it. Only thing I can think of is his pansy ass ran to the ER, got an x-ray, and they said everything is fine Mr. Vagina. Here's your bill. Or maybe it did damage his shoulder and he required extensive physical therapy. He will never be able to wank the same again and requires 95k in emotional damage. :(
 
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Forty-two supplements, including some that are available at GNC, can trigger a positive test for Turinabol, baseball officials said. Clubs again were reminded this week that players should use only supplements certified by NSF International, an independent organization that tests and approves products.

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The Turinabol metabolites share metabolites with some of the most common steroids on the planet. Metabolites from structurally similar common steroids can potentially form a Turinabol-like substance as these steroids break down or react. For example it was theoretically possible to test positive for Nandrolone in certain circumstances without having taken actual Nandrolone. There was a lot of cases in the minor leagues where nandrolone tests were argued on the basis that the human body could potentially create a few molecules of the stuff naturally. It could have been pseudo-science bullshit though. I'm not a biochemist.

It doesn't necessarily mean Turinabol is in these supplements, emphasis needs to be placed on "can trigger a positive test for Turinabol".

Retarded as always though-- according to the Mad one here..
 
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It doesn't necessarily mean Turinabol is in these supplements, emphasis needs to be placed on "can trigger a positive test for Turinabol".
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Maybe I am a retard here, but what is the difference? Either way you are getting flagged for steroids and will get suspended.
 
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Maybe I am a retard here, but what is the difference? Either way you are getting flagged for steroids and will get suspended.
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Its the difference between Xarpolis being able to sleep.

Technically speaking, yeah it changes nothing. He admits to taking supplements, again... He signed the agreement. He took the tests. The tests failed.

The piss test is only a question of do you have the metabolites or not. Its not like we have confirmed doped blood with an ng/ml on how much dope he likely swallowed. To Jones credit he was clean 21 days out.

Need to double check the reporting but wasn't he clean on the post-fight??
 
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I didn't hear anything about the post-fight test just the post-fight blood test that he passed but that was a moot point since the blood test didn't even test for Turinabol anyways.
 
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on the baseball player, remember a little bit talk about that
the sample size MLB has is huge, they do something like 5-8k tests per year
so the false positive angle really doesn't seem to hold water
"sources" said around that time they started using a different test that could detect it for a longer period
and that is why 3 guys pop'd for it around the same time
afaik, they were the only 3 that have

but, the kid could have lived completely clean and someone just has a hateon for him and spiked his lunch,,,,repeatedly

same with Jones, wouldn't be surprised if it came to light his babymomma was getting back at him for ho'ing around
 
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