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Was weird how in the post fight interview Stipe didnt even seem phased that he lost his belt. Kept talking about his upcoming kid and yada yada not concerned about fighting right now. Whatever.

Not a huge DC fan for whatever reason. Maybe because I've seen JJ slap the shit out of him so many times, it just feels weird seeing him be so succesful now while Jones sits on the sidelines. We all know once Jones gets back he will just murk the shit out of DC again, not that I believe for one second DC would ever fight Jones again and would just retire on the spot.
 
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Just want to remind everyone how good of a fighter Gustafsson is, that he beat DC (should have, ask DC's head after that knee), went life and death with Jones, got KO'd by Rumble (oh well) etc...

Honestly missed the fight because having a social life sucks at times, and my girls' friends are sorta lame, and whatever. Wish I could say I was surprised DC won, but the LHWs there for awhile were just fucking crazy good, from a P4P level.
 
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All this talk about Jon Jones. Maybe let him not piss hot after 1 fight first. He will never will be the GOAT with those 2 USADA suspensions. Not to mention they were BACK TO BACK fighting the same opponent.
 
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All this talk about Jon Jones. Maybe let him not piss hot after 1 fight first. He will never will be the GOAT with those 2 USADA suspensions. Not to mention they were BACK TO BACK fighting the same opponent.
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You know with all this shit about jones and roids and micro dosing.

why don't they just strip all the players, and examine 100% of their skin and look for tract marks. Cuz if you rhoiding so much, you gotta be injecting all the time and your skin gonna break.
 
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Lanx said:
You know with all this shit about jones and roids and micro dosing.

why don't they just strip all the players, and examine 100% of their skin and look for tract marks. Cuz if you rhoiding so much, you gotta be injecting all the time and your skin gonna break.
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Oral turinabol
 
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Lanx said:
You know with all this shit about jones and roids and micro dosing.

why don't they just strip all the players, and examine 100% of their skin and look for tract marks. Cuz if you rhoiding so much, you gotta be injecting all the time and your skin gonna break.
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lul it aint no heroin. those marks are from injecting xtremely toxic n deleterious dirty substances into veins. roids aint no veins.

even if you're pinning 200-300 times a year it leaves no marks of any kind. Maybe you haven't heard of professional bodybuilding but, ya know......they're naked year-round modeling.

oral turinabol is a good joke by erronius but the fundamental misunderstanding needed to be addressed off top
 
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Lol I was going to say, wtf is this dude talking about. They aren't shooting brown, bruh.
 
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Ngannou is just Brett Rodgers. ETA till he sexually assaults a man in a public bathroom?
 
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That article is really good. I always thought DC looked a bit awkward in the ring, but when they explain what he is doing and why, it is beautiful.
 
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little over 2 weeks will be 1 year from ufc214

Jones' manager, Malki Kawa

"I'm very confident we will have a decision on this thing by the end of this month," ........
......"I'm hoping he gets cleared in the next month or so and that the opportunity to fight presents itself. If it's next year, early next year or whatever it is, I'm confident."

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think this is 3rd or 4th time, he has said by the end of the month
 
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little over 2 weeks will be 1 year from ufc214

Jones' manager, Malki Kawa

"I'm very confident we will have a decision on this thing by the end of this month," ........
......"I'm hoping he gets cleared in the next month or so and that the opportunity to fight presents itself. If it's next year, early next year or whatever it is, I'm confident."

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think this is 3rd or 4th time, he has said by the end of the month
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Just the fact that his USADA hearing hasn't taken place by now is maximum sketch.

Its shady as fuck, and its turning people off. Its shady, its weird, its out of the ordinary, its sketchy. They can all fuck right off. We either have a system or we don't.

Fans aren't up for this exceptional bullshit. There was absolutely no basis to delay his USADA hearing or sanctioning besides corruption. Josh Barnett was correct to leave the UFC. I would not work with an organization I cannot trust that isn't being transparent about what they are doing.

USADA had him on the docket in March. Its now July. Fuck off.
 
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Heh, DC is calling out Shogun for his next fight now. I really hope that is some sort of joke.
 
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I think it was an interview with Ariel. Here is a video with the part of the interview.

I would timestamp it for you, but I am too retarded to know how to do that. Starts at 2:35

 
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Conor McGregor gifted with $66,000 sculpture of himself for his 30th birthday
 
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