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UFC 249 - april 18
LightweightKhabib Nurmagomedov (c)vs.Tony Ferguson
Women's StrawweightJéssica Andradevs.Rose Namajunas
FeatherweightJeremy Stephensvs.Calvin Kattar
MiddleweightKarl Robersonvs.Makhmud Muradov
HeavyweightShamil Abdurakhimovvs.TBD
MiddleweightUriah Hallvs.Ronaldo Souza
WelterweightLyman Goodvs.Belal Muhammad
HeavyweightBen Rothwellvs.Gian Villante
LightweightKhama Worthyvs.Ottman Azaitar
Women's BantamweightSijara Eubanksvs.Sarah Moras

anyone wanna start laying down some avatar bets early?

imo there are two categories (which is why i'm stating this early)

1. kabob vs. tferg
2. are they gonna cancel ufc 249

ufc 249 is in NY, currently atm nyc is at 142 covid19, the highest in the nation, with cali coming in second at 100
 

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High chance they cancel, but if they don't, i got the muzzie winning over borderline down syndrome dude.

3 months avatar bet?
 
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Goatface

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can not find in betting sites with numbers for a cancel. would think just something happening to tony have to be at 40% while corona could be like 20% at this point. could easily see NY banning large gatherings if it does that off
would ufc hold an empty event? that would be a massive lost.

205 fight card, which took place on November 12, 2016, drew 20,427 fans to Madison Square Garden for a gate of $17.7 million.
244, which was co-headlined by a middleweight fight between Kelvin Gastelum and Darren Till, drew 20,143 fans to MSG and brought in 6,575,996.19 in gate.
 

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High chance they cancel, but if they don't, i got the muzzie winning over borderline down syndrome dude.

3 months avatar bet?
towards me? i'll take tferg, but i only do 1month bets so i can cycle through ufcs, maybe someone else can take you up on 3month, or if you want to do 1month we'll get it on
 

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can not find in betting sites with numbers for a cancel. would think just something happening to tony have to be at 40% while corona could be like 20% at this point. could easily see NY banning large gatherings if it does that off
would ufc hold an empty event? that would be a massive lost.
249 is in bklyn not msg tho
 

Leon

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towards me? i'll take tferg, but i only do 1month bets so i can cycle through ufcs, maybe someone else can take you up on 3month, or if you want to do 1month we'll get it on


I'll take 1 month. Let's get it on.
 

Goatface

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249 is in bklyn not msg tho
did not know that
UFC 208 Holm vs. de Randamie = 15,628. gate $2,275,105
UFC on ESPN+: Cejudo vs. Dillashaw = 12,152. gate $1.23 million
UFC 223: Khabib vs Iaquinta = 17,026. Gate $3 million
 

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apparently ortega has beef w/ korean zombie, so... oretega corners korean zombies translater/manager/promoter and former KPOP boy band guy in the bathroom and slaps him...

talk about the faggiest move
 

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valentina continuing the cringe


she's so jealous that she can't beat amanda at 135 and has to crush cans at 125 no one gives a shit about, while weili had the best womens fight ever.
 

Fight

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I dislike the Russian and the Fake Mexican too much to bet on either of them. Those two fgt's still owe me and my friends $240 apiece for cancelling at UFC 209.
 

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Lanx

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valentina continuing the cringe


she's so jealous that she can't beat amanda at 135 and has to crush cans at 125 no one gives a shit about, while weili had the best womens fight ever.

more hatred for valentina to focus on
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everyone knows valentina just fights cans at 125
 

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Stipe Miocic: Eye injury ‘getting better,’ summer return a possibility

in January said he had been cleared and was just starting to spar, after 5 months of nothing. he sorta deflected the question in this new update. certainly seems like the eye isn't healing as planned. if he is just getting just getting back into the gym now, that would put him like 2 months behind his original timetable

My guess is its another Alan Blecher situation or Bisping situation

Meaning the eye will never be 100% again, and he has no interest in a D.C. rematch. He's going to make the eye a problem until D.C. is too old or retired, hopefully.

Push it back another 6 months at least. If DC takes another fight, thats another full year and a half, and Stipe can fight Jones in the meantime.

I would never offer DC another match again.

You leave it where it is. D.C. is a known cheat.
 
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Gavinmad

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My guess is its another Alan Blecher situation or Bisping situation

Meaning the eye will never be 100% again, and he has no interest in a D.C. rematch. He's going to make the eye a problem until D.C. is too old or retired, hopefully.

Push it back another 6 months at least. If DC takes another fight, thats another full year and a half, and Stipe can fight Jones in the meantime.

I would never offer DC another match again.

You leave it where it is. D.C. is a known cheat.

...has a problem with an eye injury, but he should duck DC to fight the only fighter in the UFC who is MORE notorious for eye pokes?