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She has always been a massive cunt... Remember when the UFC hype machine was calling here the GOAT (men & women)? lol, even Rogan was shouting that shit to everyone that would listen. That hasn't aged well.
 
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Noble Savage

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She has always been a massive cunt... Remember when the UFC hype machine was calling here the GOAT (men & women)? lol, even Rogan was shouting that shit to everyone that would listen. That hasn't aged well.

She really thought she could fight Mayweather.
 

Captain Suave

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I knew at least one guy who not only thought she could fight Mayweather, but that she would dominate him in the cage.

Almost anyone competent in MMA could dominate Mayweather in the cage. Cover up, bum rush, clinch, double leg/trip/standing back take, and submit. It's really hard to express how fucked you are if you have no ju jitsu or wrestling against someone who does.

Ronda did have especially terrible striking defense, though.
 

Gavinmad

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Almost anyone competent in MMA could dominate Mayweather in the cage. Cover up, bum rush, clinch, double leg/trip/standing back take, and submit. It's really hard to express how fucked you are if you have no ju jitsu or wrestling against someone who does.

Ronda did have especially terrible striking defense, though.

There's no universe where a woman outweighed by 15 pounds wins that fight. It's really hard to express how fucked you are when you consider how much a man outmuscles a woman even without a 15 pound weight advantage.
 
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Captain Suave

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There's no universe where a woman outweighed by 15 pounds wins that fight. It's really hard to express how fucked you are when you consider how much a man outmuscles a woman even without a 15 pound weight advantage.

Her odds are not zero. I train BJJ with several women who will to routinely tool up novice men 50 lbs heavier. Whatever her flaws in MMA, Ronda is a legit world class grappler. The early UFCs were plenty of evidence about how one sided grappling plays out even against massive weight and strength disparities.

It's a silly debate anyway. No one should want to see this match.
 
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Oblio

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Holy fuck did someone screenshot that leg cut
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Ambiturner

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Her odds are not zero. I train BJJ with several women who will to routinely tool up novice men 50 lbs heavier. Whatever her flaws in MMA, Ronda is a legit world class grappler. The early UFCs were plenty of evidence about how one sided grappling plays out even against massive weight and strength disparities.

It's a silly debate anyway. No one should want to see this match.

Because Mayweather is exactly the same as a tubby 45 year old insurance salesmen who's not even trying to strike
 
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Dober looked good. His taken down defense was on point until he got winded going for the win. He still managed to recover though. Solid card so far.
 

yamikazo

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Tough round 3 for Smith. Feels like a lot of needless damage. Ref should not let that happen for another round tonight for the guy.
 

yamikazo

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Smith looked like a zombie for a bit in there. Glover enjoying Khabib-like fortuitous violence.

How many guys will be requesting this ref after this?